Season 7

01 818-JKLPUZO Episode 121st September 2009 Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. 02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation Episode 228th September 2009 When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house. 03 Mmm, Fish. Yum. Episode 35th October 2009 Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie. 04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Episode 412th October 2009 Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake. 05 For the Sake of the Child Episode 519th October 2009 Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public. 06 Give Me Your Thumb Episode 62nd November 2009 Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges. 07 Untainted by Filth Episode 79th November 2009 Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened. 08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Episode 816th November 2009 While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house. 09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Episode 923rd November 2009 While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea. 10 That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" Episode 107th December 2009 Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances. 11 Warning, It's Dirty Episode 1114th December 2009 Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas. 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Episode 1211th January 2010 Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends. 13 Yay, No Polyps! Episode 1318th January 2010 Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house. 14 Crude and Uncalled For Episode 141st February 2010 Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight. 15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Episode 158th February 2010 Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them. 16 Tinkle Like a Princess Episode 161st March 2010 Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea. 17 I Found Your Moustache Episode 178th March 2010 Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day Episode 1822nd March 2010 Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. 19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Episode 1912th April 2010 Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. 20 I Called Him Magoo Episode 2010th May 2010 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience" 21 Gumby with a Pokey Episode 2117th May 2010 Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip. 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well Episode 2224th May 2010 Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.