Season 19

01 Pop the Astronaut Episode 123rd September 1969 02 The Happening That Happened in Taxes Episode 230th September 1969 03 You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try Episode 37th October 1969 04 The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son Episode 414th October 1969 05 Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday Episode 521st October 1969 06 John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits Episode 628th October 1969 07 The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You Episode 74th November 1969 08 Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two Episode 811th November 1969 09 Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters Episode 918th November 1969 10 There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is Episode 1025th November 1969 11 It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better Episode 112nd December 1969 12 He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round Episode 129th December 1969 13 The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens Episode 1316th December 1969 14 Episode 14 Episode 1423rd December 1969 Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble. 15 Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free Episode 1530th December 1969 16 You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back Episode 166th January 1970 17 If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven? Episode 1713th January 1970 18 There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business Episode 1820th January 1970 19 Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home? Episode 1927th January 1970 20 Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline? Episode 203rd February 1970 21 When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country Episode 2110th February 1970 22 People Who Like People Are Cannibals Episode 2217th February 1970 23 The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas Episode 2324th February 1970 24 Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home Episode 243rd March 1970 25 Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With Episode 2510th March 1970 26 He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe Episode 2617th March 1970 27 San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible Episode 2724th March 1970 28 Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home Episode 2831st March 1970 29 Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars Episode 297th April 1970