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Episode guide
Episodes
01
Catching Up with the Osbournes
Episode 15th November 2002
Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.
02
What Goes Up...
Episode 226th November 2002
Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.
03
Must Come Down
Episode 33rd December 2002
Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.
04
The Ozz Man and the Sea
Episode 410th December 2002
While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.
05
Beauty and the Bert
Episode 517th December 2002
Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.
06
Smells Like Teen Spirits
Episode 67th January 2003
Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.
07
Meow Means No!
Episode 714th January 2003
Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
08
It's a Hard Knock Life
Episode 821st January 2003
As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
09
Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
Episode 928th January 2003
Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.
10
Viva Ozz Vegas
Episode 104th February 2003
The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
11
My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Episode 1111th February 2003
Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.
12
What a Boy Wants
Episode 1210th June 2003
Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
13
Flea's a Crowd
Episode 1317th June 2003
A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
14
Run Ozzy Run
Episode 1424th June 2003
Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
15
Fists of Fury
Episode 151st July 2003
While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
16
Mama, I'm Staying Home
Episode 168th July 2003
With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
17
Tennis Racket
Episode 1715th July 2003
After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.
18
A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Episode 1822nd July 2003
Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.
19
Angler Management
Episode 1929th July 2003
After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.
20
Bye Bye Babies
Episode 205th August 2003
Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.
21
Ozz Well That Ends Well
Episode 2112th August 2003
Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.
22
The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
Episode 2211th December 2003
The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Catching Up with the Osbournes
Episode 15th November 2002
Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.
02
What Goes Up...
Episode 226th November 2002
Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.
03
Must Come Down
Episode 33rd December 2002
Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.
04
The Ozz Man and the Sea
Episode 410th December 2002
While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.
05
Beauty and the Bert
Episode 517th December 2002
Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.
06
Smells Like Teen Spirits
Episode 67th January 2003
Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.
07
Meow Means No!
Episode 714th January 2003
Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
08
It's a Hard Knock Life
Episode 821st January 2003
As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
09
Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
Episode 928th January 2003
Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.
10
Viva Ozz Vegas
Episode 104th February 2003
The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
11
My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Episode 1111th February 2003
Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.
12
What a Boy Wants
Episode 1210th June 2003
Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
13
Flea's a Crowd
Episode 1317th June 2003
A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
14
Run Ozzy Run
Episode 1424th June 2003
Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
15
Fists of Fury
Episode 151st July 2003
While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
16
Mama, I'm Staying Home
Episode 168th July 2003
With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
17
Tennis Racket
Episode 1715th July 2003
After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.
18
A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Episode 1822nd July 2003
Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.
19
Angler Management
Episode 1929th July 2003
After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.
20
Bye Bye Babies
Episode 205th August 2003
Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.
21
Ozz Well That Ends Well
Episode 2112th August 2003
Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.
22
The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
Episode 2211th December 2003
The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
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