Season 3

01 Homes Fit For Heroes Episode 17th January 1964 Harold plans to sail around the world with a group of young adventurers, but first he has to persuade Albert to go into an old people's home. Then the problems start. 02 The Wooden Overcoats Episode 214th January 1964 Harold buys a job lot of coffins and plans to store them in the house, only for Albert to object and threaten to sleep in the stable with the horse until they have been moved. 03 The Lead Man Cometh Episode 321st January 1964 A con man, Welsh Hughie, played by guest star Leonard Rossiter, tries to sell the Steptoes some cheap lead. 04 Steptoe a La Cart Episode 428th January 1964 Harold meets a French girl, and falls for her. When she meets Albert they talk about her family history and it becomes apparent that Albert may have dated her grandmother while on leave during the first war... 05 Sunday For Seven Days Episode 54th February 1964 Every Friday night, Harold has promised to take Albert out to the cinema, but it's always to a film that Harold wants to see, consequently Albert is bored to death and decides to wreak the whole evening. 06 The Bonds That Bind Us Episode 611th February 1964 For years Albert has been buying premium bonds, hoping for a winner, while Harold is sceptical that he will ever win. Imagine Harold's surprise when finally one of the bonds comes up and Albert's in the money. 07 The Lodger Episode 718th February 1964 In an attempt to bring in some money Albert decides to advertise for a lodger. Harold threatens to leave as soon as the lodger shows up.