Season 1

01 Pilot Episode 120th September 1991 A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld. 02 The Dance Episode 227th September 1991 Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel. 03 Rules of the House Episode 34th October 1991 Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead. 04 First Anniversary Episode 411th October 1991 The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew. 05 Frank & Son Episode 518th October 1991 Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy. 06 Pulling Together Episode 625th October 1991 Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them. 07 Yo-Yo's Wedding Episode 71st November 1991 Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party. 08 Just for Kicks Episode 88th November 1991 Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar. 09 Into the Woods Episode 915th November 1991 Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear. 10 Mixed Messages Episode 1022nd November 1991 An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank. 11 A Day in the Life Episode 1129th November 1991 While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do. 12 The New Car Episode 126th December 1991 J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner. 13 Getting Organized Episode 1313th December 1991 Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T. 14 Home Alone Episode 143rd January 1992 Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No. 15 Drive, He Said Episode 1517th January 1992 Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his. 16 Bully for Mark Episode 167th February 1992 Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine. 17 The Boys in the Band Episode 1714th February 1992 J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band. 18 School Daze Episode 1821st February 1992 Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed. 19 Country Club Episode 1928th February 1992 A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways. 20 Daddy's Girl Episode 206th March 1992 Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper. 21 He Wanted Wings Episode 2127th March 1992 Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal. 22 Beauty Contest Episode 2224th April 1992 Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.