Season 5

01 Need for Weed Episode 116th May 2010 The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County. 02 The Many Loves of Early Cuyler Episode 223rd May 2010 Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's. 03 Dead Squid Walking Episode 330th May 2010 Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison. 04 Young, Dumb and Full of Gums Episode 46th June 2010 Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda. 05 Holodeck Redneck Episode 513th June 2010 The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited) 06 Frivolacious Squidigation? Episode 620th June 2010 Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair. 07 Fatal Distraction Episode 727th June 2010 Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself. 08 Clowny Freaks Episode 84th July 2010 Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early. 09 Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine Episode 911th July 2010 Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening. 10 America: Why I Love Her Episode 1018th July 2010 A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.