Season 3

01 Webnecks Episode 120th January 2008 Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff. 02 Beast Implants Episode 227th January 2008 Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin. 03 Tween Steam Episode 33rd February 2008 Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles. 04 Wing Nut Episode 410th February 2008 After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken. 05 Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation" Episode 517th February 2008 Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. 06 Earth Worst Episode 624th February 2008 After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles. 07 The Good One Episode 72nd March 2008 Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms. 08 Sharif Episode 89th March 2008 Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions. 09 Condition: Demolition! Episode 916th March 2008 Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod. 10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma Episode 1023rd March 2008 After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family. 11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire Episode 116th April 2008 After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin. 12 Tuscaloosa Dumpling Episode 1213th April 2008 Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex. 13 Armageddon It On! Episode 1320th April 2008 The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia. 14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen Episode 1427th April 2008 A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen. 15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby Episode 154th May 2008 When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt. 16 An Officer and a Dental Dam Episode 1611th May 2008 After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her. 17 The Okaleechee Dam Jam Episode 1718th May 2008 When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs. 18 Pile M for Murder Episode 1825th May 2008 Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. 19 Mud Days and Cornfused Episode 191st June 2008 During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'. 20 Krystal, Light Episode 208th June 2008 Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.