Season 2

01 Government Brain Voodoo Trouble Episode 117th September 2006 Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads. 02 Butt Trouble Episode 224th September 2006 Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt. 03 Double Truckin' the Tricky Two Episode 31st October 2006 Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half. 04 Swayze Crazy Episode 48th October 2006 Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze. 05 Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble Episode 515th October 2006 Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way. 06 Meth O.D. to My Madness Episode 622nd October 2006 Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth. 07 The Tiniest Princess Episode 729th October 2006 Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful... 08 Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust Episode 85th November 2006 Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder. 09 Bubba Trubba Episode 912th November 2006 Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out. 10 Burned and Reburned Again Episode 1019th November 2006 Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up... 11 Terminus Trouble Episode 1126th November 2006 Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack. 12 Survival of the Dumbest Episode 1210th December 2006 Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers. 13 A Sober Sunday Episode 1317th December 2006 Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421. 14 Rebel with a Claus Episode 1424th December 2006 Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.