Season 1

01 Pilot Episode 127th September 1982 Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior. 02 A Cafeteria Line Episode 24th October 1982 The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie. 03 Pac Man Fever Episode 311th October 1982 Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci. 04 Square Pigskins Episode 418th October 1982 Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight. 05 Halloween XII Episode 51st November 1982 An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker. 06 A Simple Attachment Episode 68th November 1982 Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school. 07 Weemaweegate Episode 715th November 1982 Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal. 08 Open 24 Hours Episode 822nd November 1982 Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter. 09 Muffy's Bat Mitzvah Episode 929th November 1982 When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party. 10 Hardly Working Episode 1013th December 1982 Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!) 11 A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1) Episode 1120th December 1982 Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school? 12 A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2) Episode 1220th December 1982 Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school? 13 It's All How You See Things Episode 1327th December 1982 Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them. 14 Merry Pranksters Episode 1410th January 1983 To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts. 15 It's Academical Episode 1524th January 1983 Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants. 16 The Stepanowicz Papers Episode 1631st January 1983 Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor. 17 To Serve Weemawee All My Days Episode 177th February 1983 Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman. 18 No Substitutions Episode 1814th February 1983 A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan. 19 No Joy in Weemawee Episode 1921st February 1983 Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax. 20 The Arrangement Episode 207th March 1983 Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.