Series 3

01 The Big Match Episode 115th April 1982 Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match. 02 The Lock-Up Episode 222nd April 1982 Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs... 03 Finders, Keepers...! Episode 329th April 1982 Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to? 04 The Sting Episode 46th May 1982 Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film. 05 Suffer the Little Children... Episode 513th May 1982 Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders. 06 Vote, Mrs Cantaford Episode 620th May 1982 Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket. 07 Police Intelligence Episode 724th August 1982 Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.