The Day After

The morning after the night before. When reality and sobriety hits you like a hammer, last nights decisions might be the worst you ever made. Did you remember to bring your knife to the friendly poker game? When airing out your filthy bed sheets, make sure your mistress isn't still in them. Why lie about the fact that you would rather be out partying than at home having a romantic dinner? Sometimes cunnilingus can be a real tongue twister. Is dick-slapping everything in sight the new black?