Season 3

01 Brainswitch Episode 126th May 2003 An accident leaves Quinn comatose and Stormy allegedly smarter. Have they really switched brains? 02 Vacation Episode 22nd June 2003 Dr. Quinn forcibly takes a well-deserved vacation, inside Sealab's walls, the crew attempts to find out what he's doing. 03 Fusebox Episode 39th June 2003 The electricity is out in Sealab, and the crew tries to turn the power back on. This episode shows the outside of the Sealab for 8 minutes, during which time nothing happens besides Stormy destroying a section of the Sealab, and occasional appearances by fish, sharks, and bubbles. 04 Article 4 Episode 416th June 2003 A loophole in the Sealab charter turns everyone into captains, except Stormy (too stupid), Quinn (too proud to exploit the loophole), and the Chinese crew members (because of previous Asian accomplishments, including anime, among other things). How will Sealab survive? And where did Capt. Murphy go? 05 Return to Oblivion Episode 516th November 2003 A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series. 06 Splitsville Episode 623rd November 2003 Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together. 07 Tourist Season Episode 730th November 2003 Captain Murphy opens Sealab to tourists, eventually prompting Dr. Virjay to renounce his religion, and begin to eat meat from cows. 08 Red Dawn Episode 87th December 2003 Kommissar Murphy brings Marxist-Leninist ideals to Sealab. 09 Meet Beck Bristow Episode 914th December 2003 Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role. 10 I, Robot, Really Episode 1021st December 2003 Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies? 11 Frozen Dinner Episode 1131st December 2003 The Sealab crew attempts a daring rescue mission to Ice Station Zebra, one of whose inhabitants has turned to cannibalism. They are accompanied by a German who "came with the sub," bears more than a passing resemblance to Jürgen Prochnow and is given to firing his pistol inside the sub and shouting "Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel!" Unfortunately, the two inhabitants of Ice Station Zebra cannot be rescued due to a lack of wetsuits, thanks to Debbie packing an attractive dress for herself instead. 12 Tornado Shanks Episode 1211th January 2004 As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.