Season 1

01 One on the Town Episode 115th May 1981 Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC. 02 Polynesiantown Episode 222nd May 1981 Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie. 03 Southside Fracas Episode 329th May 1981 Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding. 04 Compilation Episode 419th June 1981 A selection of sketches from the previous seasons. 05 Lunchtime Street Beef Episode 53rd July 1981 Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown." 06 Moral Majority Episode 610th July 1981 Guy tries to appease a major advertiser. 07 Pledge Week Episode 717th July 1981 SCTV holds a pledge drive. 08 Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes Episode 824th July 1981 Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled. 09 The Great White North Episode 931st July 1981 Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show. 10 CCCP 1 Episode 1016th October 1981 SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite. 11 I'm Taking My Own Head... Episode 1123rd October 1981 Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play. 12 Zontar Episode 1230th October 1981 The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control. 13 Walter Cronkite's Brain Episode 136th November 1981 David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton. 14 Doorway to Hell Episode 1420th November 1981 Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew. 15 The Godfather Episode 1511th December 1981 A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel. 16 SCTV Staff Christmas Party Episode 1618th December 1981 Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve. 17 Teacher's Pet Episode 1712th February 1982 Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody. 18 Midnight Video Special Episode 1819th February 1982 Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos. 19 The Great White North Palace Episode 1916th April 1982 Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special. 20 Pre-Teen World Telethon Episode 2023rd April 1982 The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut. 21 People's Global Golden Choice Awards Episode 211st May 1982 When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI. 22 3D Stake from the Heart Episode 2214th May 1982 Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production. 23 Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers Episode 2321st May 1982 Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer. 24 Chariots of Eggs Episode 245th June 1982 Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film. 25 Battle of the PBS Stars Episode 2516th July 1982 Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.