Season 3

01 Episode 1 Episode 115th September 1969 Sketches including clown opening, General Bullwright monologue, Fickle finger of fate, Cocktail party, Goldie the space traveler, Gladys & Tyrone on the park bench, Roman runner, and News of the past, present & future. Featuring Johnny Carson and Peter Sellers. 02 Episode 2 Episode 222nd September 1969 Sketches including Vaudeville joke segment, Uncle Al the Kiddy's Pal, Diana's Aaooga song, Maude's World of song, News of the past, present, & future, Our man in Washington, and Judy and Arte's robot theater. Featuring Michael Cain and Diana Ross. 03 Episode 3 Episode 329th September 1969 Sketches including Cocktail party, Fake commercial, Nun runner, General Bullwright, Missing in America, Maude's world of statues, Fickle finger of fate award, and Joke wall. Featuring Sonny & Cher. 04 Episode 4 Episode 46th October 1969 Sketches including the Garden of Eden scene, News of the past, present, & future, Hollywood news, Spirit of '76 runner, Psychiatrist's couch scenes, Fickle finger of fate award, and Cocktail party. Featuring the Monkees. 05 Episode 5 Episode 513th October 1969 Sketches including Health club visit, General Bullwright, Toulouse track runner, Good news & bad news, Maude's world of hospitals, Driving instructor, Pickpocket scenes, and Bum quickie. Featuring Mitzi Gaynor and Jack E. Leonard. 06 Guest Starring Eli Wallach, Anne Jackson and Romy Schneider Episode 620th October 1969 Sketches including Salute to organized crime, News of the past, present, & future, Uncle Al the Kiddy's Pal, Fickle finger of fate award, Birth control hints for husbands, Mummy runner, and Letters to Laugh-In. Featuring Romy Schneider. 07 Guest Starring Flip Wilson (Again) Episode 727th October 1969 Sketches including Nudist colony, Vaudeville with Kate Smith, Fake commercial - bad breath, Trick-or-treat runner, Sex change operation, Future news, Good & bad news, Cinderella, LBJ Runner, and Ladybird song. Featuring Peter Fonda. 08 Guest Starring Buddy Hackett Episode 83rd November 1969 Sketches including Pajama party, Goldie ballet film, Good news & bad news, Dick's day,Robot news, Herby the human fly, Cocktail party, Green Hornet, Maude's world of traveling, General Bullwright, and the Joke wall. Featuring Buddy Hackett. 09 Guest Starring Carol Channing Episode 910th November 1969 Sketches including Luau cocktail party, Quickies, Letters to Laugh In, Tooth fairy fable, Flying fickle finger of fate award, Maude's world of automobiles, and the joke wall. Featuring Carol Channing and Johnny Carson. 10 Guest Starring Sid Caesar Episode 1017th November 1969 Sketches including Wife swapping, Galley slave ship runner, News of the past, present, and future, Sid Caesar love-in, and Maude's world of travel. Featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor, Peter Sellers, Diana Ross, and Bing Crosby. 11 Guest Starring Sammy Davis, Jr. (Again) Episode 1124th November 1969 Sketches including Sammy David potpourri, That's entertainment, Psychiatrist's couch, High noon runner, Here comes the judge runners, Fickle finger of fate, and cocktail party. Featuring Sammy Davis, Ernie Ford, and Michael Caine. 12 Guest Starring Englebert Humperdinck Episode 121st December 1969 Sketches including Quickie films, Frankenstein and monster exchange, Past, present, &future news, Faith healer, and Maude's world of Privacy. Featuring Jill St. John, Englebert Humperdinck, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Johnny Carson, and Frank Sinatra. 13 Guest Starring Phyllis Diller Episode 138th December 1969 Sketches including Fake commercial, Quickies, Kissing booth runner, Past, present, and future news, Lady Godiva, Potpourri, and Maude's world of truth. Featuring Phyllis Diller, Roger Moore, Bob Hope, and Romy Schneider. 14 Episode 14 Episode 1415th December 1969 Sketches including Salute to Vaudeville, Greer Garson introduces and names the fabulous Farkle family, Anger in heaven, Nudist colony, Cocktail party, Maude's world ofExtremism, and Madame Pompadour. Featuring Greer Garson. 15 Episode 15 Episode 1529th December 1969 Sketches including Introduction to Lily Tomlin, Ernestine phone call, The Farkle family revisited, Jo Anne's song, Visitors from space, Moon landing, Maude's world of the sixties, and Joke wall. Featuring Lily Tomlin, Frank Sinatra, Jr., and Nancy Sinatra. 16 Episode 16 Episode 165th January 1970 Sketches including Tasteful lady, Jim Garner as one of the Farkles, Return of General Bullwright, Intro to tricycle rider, Quickies, Goldie nun runner, The stammer girl, and Maude's world of Indians. Featuring James Garner and Englebert Humperdinck. 17 Episode 17 Episode 1712th January 1970 Sketches including Jonathan as Maudie Frickett, Arrest of the Farkle family, Ernestine calls Gore Vidal, Cocktail party, Flying fickle finger of fate award, and Maude's world salutes American tourists. Featuring Frank Sinatra and Jonathan Winters. 18 Episode 18 Episode 1819th January 1970 Sketches including Quickies, Ernestine calls Millhouse Nixon, Big Al, Flying fickle finger of fate award, Here comes the judge, Maude's world looks at women, Cocktail party with Bing, and Fritz Fogel & the Farkles. Featuring Sammy Davis and Bing Crosby. 19 Episode 19 Episode 1926th January 1970 Sketches including Drug runner blackout, Big Al bullfight, Tony revisits the Farkle family,Maude's world of show business, and Lily the fast talker. Featuring Tennessee Ernie Ford, Tony Curtis and Jill St. John. 20 Episode 20 Episode 202nd February 1970 Sketches including Cocktail party, Quickies, Ernestine calls Nixon, News of the past, present, & future, Maude's world of work, Bar door runners, and General Bullwright.Featuring Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, and Michael Caine. 21 Episode 21 Episode 219th February 1970 Sketches including Farkle family dance, Silent theater, Wild visuals, Quickies, Carl looks for toupees, Goldie explains the military draft lottery, and Lily's famous call to William Buckley. Featuring Andy Williams, Carl Reiner, and Greer Garson. 22 Episode 22 Episode 2216th February 1970 Sketches including Salute to Weird, Weird World, Dan on Bonanza, Goldie explains taxes, News of the past, present, & future, Perry and Lily chat, Farkle family Thanksgiving, and Breakout in nursery school. Featuring Dan Blocker and Perry Como. 23 Episode 23 Episode 2323rd February 1970 Sketches including Cocktail party with Ringo, Goldie explains lending law, Farkle family anniversary with Wally, Lily and Arte shipboard romance, and Ernestine calls Hubert Humphrey. Featuring Ringo Starr and Sheldon Leonard. 24 Episode 24 Episode 242nd March 1970 Sketches including Danny meets Tyrone F. Hornie, Quickies, Scandinavian storyteller, Goldie explains overpopulation, News of the past, present, & future, and Maude's world of the generation gap. Featuring Danny Kaye and Zsa Zsa Gabor. 25 Episode 25 Episode 259th March 1970 Sketches including Tyrone's bachelor party, Goldie explains time zones, Milton & Mickey encounter, Joke wall, and Farkle family adoptions. Featuring Milton Berle, Mickey Rooney, Jlll St. John, Andy Williams, Buddy Hackett, and Nancy Sinatra. 26 Episode 26 Episode 2616th March 1970 Sketches including Tyrone F. Hornie & Gladys' wedding, Quickies, Carol meets the Farkle family, Soul Sister news song, Goldie explains prerecorded television, and Tiny Tim celebrates Gladys' wedding. Featuring Peter Sellers and Carol Channing.