Season 3

01 The Test Episode 118th September 1990 Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test. 02 Friends and Relatives Episode 225th September 1990 Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster. 03 Like, a Virgin Episode 32nd October 1990 Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more. 04 Like, a New Job Episode 49th October 1990 Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids. 05 Goodbye, Mr. Right Episode 516th October 1990 After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho. 06 Becky, Beds and Boys Episode 623rd October 1990 Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy. 07 Trick or Treat Episode 730th October 1990 Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo. 08 PMS, I Love You Episode 86th November 1990 Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course. 09 Bird is the Word Episode 913th November 1990 Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office. 10 Dream Lover Episode 1027th November 1990 Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman. 11 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? Episode 114th December 1990 Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie. 12 Confessions Episode 1218th December 1990 An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential. 13 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father Episode 138th January 1991 Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal. 14 The Wedding Episode 1415th January 1991 Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child. 15 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore Episode 1522nd January 1991 Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie. 16 Home-Ec Episode 165th February 1991 Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully. 17 Valentine's Day Episode 1712th February 1991 Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead. 18 Communicable Theater Episode 1819th February 1991 Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play. 19 Vegas Interruptus Episode 1926th February 1991 Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas. 20 Her Boyfriend's Back Episode 2012th March 1991 Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders. 21 Troubles with the Rubbles Episode 2126th March 1991 The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd. 22 Second Time Around Episode 222nd April 1991 Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids. 23 Dances with Darlene Episode 2330th April 1991 Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills. 24 Scenes from a Barbecue Episode 247th May 1991 The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother. 25 The Pied Piper of Lanford Episode 2514th May 1991 Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.