Season 2

01 Inherit the Wind Episode 112th September 1989 Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council. 02 The Little Sister Episode 219th September 1989 Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine. 03 Guilt by Disassociation Episode 326th September 1989 Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience. 04 Somebody Stole My Gal Episode 43rd October 1989 After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship. 05 House of Grown-Ups Episode 510th October 1989 Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party. 06 Five of a Kind Episode 624th October 1989 A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne. 07 BOO! Episode 731st October 1989 The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night. 08 Sweet Dreams Episode 87th November 1989 Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks. 09 We Gather Together Episode 921st November 1989 On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal. 10 Brain-Dead Poets Society Episode 1028th November 1989 Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law. 11 Lobocop Episode 115th December 1989 When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections. 12 No Talking Episode 1212th December 1989 Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne. 13 Chicken Hearts Episode 132nd January 1990 Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. 14 One for the Road Episode 149th January 1990 When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet. 15 An Officer and a Gentleman Episode 1523rd January 1990 When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills. 16 Born to Be Wild Episode 1630th January 1990 Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike. 17 Hair Episode 176th February 1990 Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home. 18 I'm Hungry Episode 1813th February 1990 Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise. 19 All of Me Episode 1920th February 1990 Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life. 20 To Tell the Truth Episode 2027th February 1990 Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share. 21 Fender Bender Episode 2120th March 1990 Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman. 22 April Fool's Day Episode 2210th April 1990 On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office. 23 Fathers and Daughters Episode 231st May 1990 In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene. 24 Happy Birthday Episode 248th May 1990 Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.