2017

01 Kids Are A-Holes Episode 114th December 2016 Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. Audio from RT Podcast #375 02 The Loud and Proud Co-Worker Episode 26th January 2017 Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. Audio from RT Podcast #374 03 Jeremy's Big Break Episode 314th January 2017 Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #37 04 Strangers' Things Episode 420th January 2017 The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #396 05 A Tale of Copper & Quartz Episode 527th January 2017 Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. Audio from RT Podcast #393 06 Burnie's Got Jokes Episode 63rd February 2017 Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show 07 Miles' Counselor Story Episode 710th February 2017 Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #322 08 Geoff's Burger Discount Episode 817th February 2017 Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2 09 Gavin or Gaggle Episode 923rd February 2017 It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #383 10 Chris' Love Delivery Episode 103rd March 2017 Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out. Audio from RT Podcast #396 11 Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass Episode 1110th March 2017 Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass. Audio from RT Podcast #374 12 Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever? Episode 1217th March 2017 Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24 13 Bikes, Food, & Farts Episode 1324th March 2017 A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead! Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382 14 Don't Talk at the Gym Episode 1431st March 2017 Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes. Audio from Off Topic #2 15 Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery Episode 157th April 2017 In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically. From Rooster Teeth Podcasts \#322, #368, #374 16 Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt Episode 1615th April 2017 Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37 17 Stinky Ride-Share Farts Episode 1719th April 2017 Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392 18 Gus' Sharkdanko Interview Episode 1828th April 2017 During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390 19 Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts Episode 195th May 2017 The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers! Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18 20 Gavin and the Annoying German Episode 2012th May 2017 Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious. Audio from RT Podcast #374 21 Chris Strikes Out Episode 2120th May 2017 Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch. Audio from Off Topic podcast #25 22 Miles' Fake ID Excursion Episode 2226th May 2017 Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Audio from Always Open podcast #24 23 Porta-Potty Blowjob Episode 232nd June 2017 Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404 24 Ding Dong Ditchers Episode 249th June 2017 Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398 25 Gus' Turbulent Urination Episode 2526th June 2017 Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401 26 Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out Episode 263rd July 2017 Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361 27 Cock Block Cop Episode 2710th July 2017 A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398 28 Barbara vs The Old Man Episode 2817th July 2017 There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386 29 Sticks & Flowers Episode 2918th July 2017 Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433 30 Mugged Miles Episode 3025th July 2017 Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398 31 Joker Sex Episode 317th August 2017 Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now. 32 Breast Kind of Greeting Episode 3214th August 2017 Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440 33 Michael's Bathroom Blastoff Episode 3316th August 2017 Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #11 34 Denise Tries The Moonshine Episode 3421st August 2017 Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #86 35 Covered In Kittens Episode 3528th August 2017 Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #17 36 Drowning for Power Episode 3611th September 2017 Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process. 37 Macaroni Makeout Episode 3718th September 2017 Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic. 38 Tornado Punches Episode 3825th September 2017 Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #88 39 Don't Trust the Blue Episode 392nd October 2017 Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show 40 TP and PP on the Seat Episode 409th October 2017 Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 88 41 Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard Episode 4116th October 2017 Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Audio from Off Topic #51 Audio from RT Sponsor Cut 42 Chris' Fake Fiance Episode 4223rd October 2017 Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448 43 Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened Episode 4330th October 2017 Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world. 44 Construction Conspiracy Episode 446th November 2017 Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down. 45 Drunk Baby Sitting Episode 4513th November 2017 Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others. 46 GoG Do Cats Know Episode 4620th November 2017 Another round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017! 47 Sore About Syringes Episode 4727th November 2017 Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there. 48 Farts Still Funny Episode 484th December 2017 The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot. 49 Aarons Astrology Standoff Episode 4911th December 2017 Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job. 50 Birds, Bees, And B.O Episode 5018th December 2017 Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show 51 Becca's Inconvenient BM Episode 5125th December 2017 Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #427 52 Gavin's AC Anomaly Episode 521st January 2018 Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57 53 Snowboard Slam Episode 538th January 2018 Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.