2014

01 Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1 Episode 18th January 2014 Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit. Audio from RT Podcast #246 02 Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2 Episode 215th January 2014 Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending? Audio from RT Podcast #246 03 Gus' Candy Cane-ine Episode 322nd January 2014 In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat. Audio from RT Podcast #249 04 Lazer Tag Tales Episode 429th January 2014 In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield? Audio from RT Podcast #238 05 Gus' Gas Problem Episode 55th February 2014 When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners! Audio from RT Podcast #21 06 Workspace & Cavemen Episode 612th February 2014 At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman. Audio from RT Podcast #32 07 Sewers & Freezers Episode 719th February 2014 Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn. Audio from RT Podcast #120 08 Kung Shu Wedding Episode 826th February 2014 Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu. Audio from RT Podcast #243 09 The One in the Hole Episode 95th March 2014 Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed? Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61 10 Michael's Weird Neighbor Episode 1012th March 2014 Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane. Audio from RT Podcast #257 11 Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again Episode 1119th March 2014 Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating. Audio from RT Podcast #257 12 Speeding and Dreaming Episode 1226th March 2014 Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems. Audio from RT Podcast #258 13 A Staircase of Assault Episode 132nd April 2014 Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it. Audio from RT Podcast #198 14 Matt Wants Fanfare Episode 149th April 2014 Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #257 15 Curses, Cookies, & Atoms Episode 1516th April 2014 Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms. Audio from RT Podcast #216 16 Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks Episode 1623rd April 2014 Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl. Audio from RT Podcast #201 17 The Shock Bus Episode 1730th April 2014 Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus. Audio from RT Podcast #265 18 Miles & The Mouse Mishmash Episode 187th May 2014 When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it. Audio from RT Podcast #202 19 Burnie's Neighbor Encounter Episode 1914th May 2014 Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house. Audio from RT Podcast #257 20 Hope vs. Starvation Episode 2021st May 2014 Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death. Audio from RT Podcast #216 21 Old Geoff, New Suit Episode 2128th May 2014 Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit. Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202 22 Gus the Social Media Hostage Episode 224th June 2014 Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps. 23 Behind the Blue Episode 2311th June 2014 Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures. 24 Grand Theft Cola Episode 2418th June 2014 Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online. Audio from RT Podcast #133 25 Burnie's Wedding Pranks Episode 2525th June 2014 Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Audio from RT Pocast #271 26 Long Title, Weird Girl Episode 262nd July 2014 Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics. Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94 27 Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies Episode 279th July 2014 This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google? Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237 28 Technical Bully Problems Episode 2830th July 2014 Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome. 29 Canadian Zombie Property Episode 297th August 2014 The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn. 30 Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs Episode 3014th August 2014 The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs. 31 Geoff's Weird Dreams Episode 3121st August 2014 Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants. 32 Stealin' Cable with Geoff Episode 324th September 2014 Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee. 33 Stealin' Cable with Michael Episode 3311th September 2014 Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side. 34 Miles Hacks the System Episode 3418th September 2014 A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office. 35 Walk ins & Dead Bodies Episode 3525th September 2014 A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies. 36 Brandon's George Foreman Grill Episode 362nd October 2014 Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill. 37 The Snail Assassin Episode 379th October 2014 In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch. 38 Gus the Destroyer Episode 3816th October 2014 Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation. 39 Pilot Football Message Episode 3923rd October 2014 Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin. Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231 40 Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster Episode 4029th October 2014 Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236 41 Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells Episode 415th November 2014 The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs. 42 A Selfie With Burnie Episode 4212th November 2014 A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted. 43 Geoff's Flirty Drive Episode 4310th December 2014 Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls. 44 Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls Episode 4417th December 2014 Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb. 45 Joel's Theatrical Sickness Episode 4524th December 2014 In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.