Season 8

01 Don't Worry Be Pregnant Episode 118th September 1989 Michael and a pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month cruise totally unprepared for parenthood. 02 Get Dick Episode 225th September 1989 Dick accidentally burns down Maison Hubert while enjoying an after-dinner cigar. The Loudon's take in Hubert while he recuperates. Hubert vows he will ""get Monsieur Loudon"". 03 Poetry and Pastries Episode 32nd October 1989 Dick is chosen to judge the annual Poetry and Pastry contest. Miss Goddard, the reigning champion, uses her feminine wiles to try to influence the judging. Michael throws an all-male baby shower. 04 Utley Exposed Episode 416th October 1989 An episode of Vermont Today on 'Hidden Shame' nets a surprise guest when George admits to a childish prank. 05 Ramblin' Michael Harris Episode 523rd October 1989 Michael quits his job at Menkey's grocery to become a lounge singer. 06 Meet Michael Vanderkellen Episode 613th November 1989 Stephanie's mother offers to buy the newlyweds a mansion, but only if Michael changes his last name to Vanderkellen. 07 Good Lord Loudon Episode 720th November 1989 A cash-strapped visiting dignitary makes Dick a royal Lord. After hearing of his good fortune, the townspeople's opinion of Dick jumps up a notch. 08 Cupcake in a Cage Episode 84th December 1989 Stephanie is sent to jail after she slaps a security guard in a fit of prenatal hormones. 09 Attack of the Killer Aunt Episode 911th December 1989 Joanna's Aunt Louise visits bearing gifts, despite her long-standing opinion that Joanna is much too good for Dick. 10 I Like You, Butt... Episode 1018th December 1989 George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru. 11 Jumpin' George Episode 111st January 1990 Georeg plans on never sleeping again when he's plagued by a recurring nightmare. Michael & Stephanie use 'wombphones' to educate their future child. 12 Lights! Camera! Contractions! Episode 128th January 1990 It's baby time for the Harris' as Steph's baby is about to be born. Michael is determined to capture the birth on tape over Stephanie's objections. 13 Beauty and the Pest Episode 1315th January 1990 Joanna takes an odd man to several houses to try to convince him to buy one, but he just can't seem to commit. Joanna visits his home and walks in to find a shrine dedicated to her. 14 Good Neighbor Sam Episode 1429th January 1990 When an overbearing new neighbor moves next door, Dick finds his polite veneer mistaken for friendship. The townsfolk, who all assume Dick is their best friend, are in an uproar when they hear that Dick and Sam are 'best friends'. 15 Child in Charge Episode 155th February 1990 Stephanie's parents buy WPIV for baby Stephanie. Dick refuses to pander to the child, forcing baby Steph to cancel Vermont Today in the middle of an interview with George McGovern. 16 Seein' Double Episode 1619th February 1990 Michael announces plans to spice up WPIV's lineup with a new sitcom, Seein' Double starring Stephanie as identical twins Judy and Jody, with Dick as their crotchety widowed father. 17 Born to Be Mild Episode 1726th February 1990 Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, 'The Houligans', when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rivals, 'The Ruffians'. 18 Daddy's Little Girl Episode 185th March 1990 After another shopping spree for baby Steph, Dick teaches Michael that materialism isn't the best way to raise a child. A skeptical Michael becomes convinced after a haunting dream depicts a possible future. Julia Duffy plays grown-up baby Steph. 19 Georgie and Grace Episode 1919th March 1990 George falls under the influence of five priests vacationing at the inn. After George announces his intention to join the priesthood, Miss Goddard tries her hardest to change his mind. 20 Handymania Episode 209th April 1990 George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, ""Handymania"". 21 Dick and Tim Episode 2130th April 1990 Dick finagles his way into a weekly poker game with Tim Conway. Unaware of Tim's cheap nature, Dick drives him away after raising a quarter. 22 Father Goose Episode 227th May 1990 Michael comes up with the perfect lead-in to Vermont Today, the 'Giddy Goose' show. He casts his favorite dinner theater actor as Giddy, only to discover the man's also his father. 23 My Husband, My Peasant Episode 2314th May 1990 Society bluebloods Scooter Drake and his new wife Libby drop by with a child of their own, apparently superior to baby Steph in every way. Michael and Stephanie decide to divorce due to Michael's peasant heritage. 24 The Last Newhart Episode 2421st May 1990 In the midst of a town meeting, a Japanese visitor announces his intentions to purchase the entire town and turn the land into a gigantic golf course. Everyone but Dick is thrilled and sells out.