Season 1

01 Meat Handlers vs. Cartoon Voice Actors Episode 113th April 2003 The rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and America's meat handlers is finally settled. Plus, Vic gives Kenny advice on being a TV announcer. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Log Drop; Wall Buggers; Boulder Dash 02 Donors vs. Addicts Episode 213th April 2003 Those who take part in twelve step programs challenge those who gave a little bit of themselves in this edition of MXC, and the good captain talks about "tough love". Games include: Mud Buttlers; Dash to Death; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Brass Balls; Pole Riders 03 Dairy Workers vs. Automobile Workers Episode 320th April 2003 Dairy workers and the automobile workers of America battle it out. Games include: Wall Bangers; Get Hard; Saddle Sores; Swish Bucklers; Teetering Temple of Crippling Doom 04 Cops vs. Cons Episode 427th April 2003 The good guys challenge the bad guys in this battle. Also, Kenny dresses up as a cop with an attitude and Vic gets into the mind of a criminal. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Prison Break; Hand Job; Bunk Buddies; Legal Maze; Yankin' It 05 The Couples Show Episode 54th May 2003 Romance is in the air with a very special couples only show. Vic, Kenny, and the Captain discuss the ins and outs of love and relationships. Games include: Plank Spankers; Romantic Rotating Surfboard of Death; Hot Steaming Bowl of Love; The Sticky Stuff of Love; Brass Balls of Love 06 Inventors vs. Ex-Child Actors Episode 611th May 2003 Washed-up child actors go head-to-head with the keen minds of the inventors on this show. Also, overhearing one ex-child actor's catch phrase, Vic and Kenny go crazy-go-nuts. Games include: Get Over It; Sinkers and Floaters; Door Jam; Le Tour de Grand Prix; Log Drop 07 College Girls Episode 718th May 2003 Spring break means girls, girls and more girls on this special edition of MXC. Hot college chicks challenge hot college babes in a tournament to find out who's the best of the bunch. Vic and Kenny admire the ladies while the Captain gives some sex-ed advice. Games include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death; Blind-Sided Date; Sinkers and Floaters; Ball Busters; Log Drop 08 Outdoorsmen vs. Educators Episode 825th May 2003 Teachers challenge the rugged outdoors men and women on this edition of MXC. Guy also reports from his new medieval managed care facility, which is still surprisingly vacant. Games include: Door Slammer; Sinkers and Floaters; Wall of Mame; Pole Riders; Log Drop 09 Circus vs. Airlines Episode 91st June 2003 This episode features the exciting battle of the Airline Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Vic discusses Kenny's options for joining the circus. Guy Le Douche's cousin Geek substitutes in for him so he can attend his annual parole hearing. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Foul Balls; Little Man in the Boat; Corn Holders; Mudballs 10 Physical Fitness vs. Music Industry Episode 1026th June 2003 The fit and muscular physical fitness industry challenges the burned-out musical team in this MXC battle. Also, Kenny shows us some new game prototypes. Games include: Turtle Gut Check; Mounting the Spike; Clear Sphere of Fear; Jerk and Release 11 Fashion vs. Religion Episode 1126th June 2003 The fashion people take on the bible-thumpers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic and Kenny continue their tribute to the new First Network for Men. Games include: Yankers Away; The Poisonous Horny Toad; Shroom Zoom; Runaway Stump 12 Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement Episode 1212th July 2003 The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition. Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn star Ivana Swallow. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Dash to Death; Dope on a Rope; Elimination Idol 13 Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals Episode 1319th July 2003 Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign nation of New Jersey. Games include: Sack Lunch; Boulder Dash; Tight Enders; Brass Balls