Season 13

01 Show #2414 Episode 129th August 2005 02 Show #2415 Episode 230th August 2005 03 Show #2416 Episode 331st August 2005 04 Show #2417 Episode 41st September 2005 05 Show #2418 Episode 52nd September 2005 06 Show #2419 Episode 65th September 2005 07 Show #2420 Episode 76th September 2005 08 Show #2421 Episode 87th September 2005 09 Show #2422 Episode 98th September 2005 10 Show #2423 Episode 109th September 2005 11 Show #2424 Episode 1112th September 2005 12 Show #2425 Episode 1213th September 2005 13 Show #2426 Episode 1314th September 2005 14 Show #2427 Episode 1415th September 2005 15 Show #2428 Episode 1516th September 2005 16 Show #2429 Episode 1619th September 2005 17 Show #2430 Episode 1720th September 2005 18 Show #2431 Episode 1821st September 2005 19 Show #2432 Episode 1922nd September 2005 20 Show #2433 Episode 2023rd September 2005 21 Show #2434 Episode 213rd October 2005 22 Show #2435 Episode 224th October 2005 23 Show #2436 Episode 235th October 2005 24 Show #2437 Episode 246th October 2005 Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests. 25 Show #2438 Episode 257th October 2005 26 Show #2439 Episode 2610th October 2005 27 Show #2440 Episode 2711th October 2005 28 Show #2441 Episode 2812th October 2005 29 Show #2442 Episode 2913th October 2005 30 Show #2443 Episode 3014th October 2005 31 Show #2444 Episode 3117th October 2005 32 Show #2445 Episode 3218th October 2005 33 Show #2446 Episode 3319th October 2005 The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show. 34 Show #2447 Episode 3420th October 2005 Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-publicized incident two months earlier; Melissa Etheridge performs "I Run For Life." 35 Show #2448 Episode 3521st October 2005 Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay." 36 Show #2449 Episode 3624th October 2005 37 Show #2450 Episode 3725th October 2005 Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show. 38 Show #2451 Episode 3826th October 2005 39 Show #2452 Episode 393rd November 2005 40 Show #2453 Episode 404th November 2005 41 Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent Episode 417th November 2005 42 Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr Episode 428th November 2005 43 Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff Episode 439th November 2005 44 Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper" Episode 4410th November 2005 During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Martin sings with a choir and rides a motorcycle built by the Teutel boys. 45 Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio Episode 4511th November 2005 46 Kid scientists, John Cusack Episode 4614th November 2005 47 Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood Episode 4715th November 2005 Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Yearwood performed "Trying to Love You." 48 Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley Episode 4816th November 2005 49 Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams Episode 4917th November 2005 50 Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino Episode 5018th November 2005 51 George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson Episode 5121st November 2005 Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney promotes "Syriana." 52 Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb Episode 5222nd November 2005 53 Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi Episode 5323rd November 2005 President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps." 54 Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio Episode 5424th November 2005 55 John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan Episode 5525th November 2005 Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?" 56 Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet Episode 5628th November 2005 Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it; Amanda Peet promotes Syriana; The Darkness perform "Is It Just Me?" 57 Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks Episode 5729th November 2005 58 Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd Episode 5830th November 2005 59 Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt Episode 591st December 2005 60 Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer Episode 602nd December 2005 61 Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor Episode 6112th December 2005 62 Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon Episode 6213th December 2005 63 Stephen Colbert, Aqualung Episode 6314th December 2005 Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine." 64 Alec Baldwin, Shakira Episode 6415th December 2005 65 Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft Episode 6516th December 2005 66 Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists Episode 6619th December 2005 67 Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith Episode 6720th December 2005 Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith. 68 Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen Episode 6821st December 2005 69 Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler Episode 6922nd December 2005 70 Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love Episode 7023rd December 2005 71 Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy Episode 712nd January 2006 Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her new sitcom; Fall Out Boy performs "Dance, Dance." 72 Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana Episode 723rd January 2006 Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana. 73 Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert Episode 734th January 2006 74 Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common Episode 745th January 2006 75 Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations Episode 756th January 2006 Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl." 76 Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari Episode 769th January 2006 The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari promotes her new reality show. 77 Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap Episode 7710th January 2006 Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett Johansson (in her first appearance on the show in eight years) promotes Match Point. 78 Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte Episode 7811th January 2006 79 Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg Episode 7912th January 2006 80 Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen Episode 8013th January 2006 81 Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu Episode 8116th January 2006 Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King Without a Crown." 82 Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor Episode 8217th January 2006 Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight; "Leyan Lo" (the new world record-holder for solving a Rubik's Cube) fails to beat his personal best and melts down onstage. 83 Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget Episode 8318th January 2006 Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget. 84 Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt Episode 8419th January 2006 85 Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster Episode 8520th January 2006 A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 remake of King Kong. 86 Anthony Hopkins Episode 8623rd January 2006 87 Bernie Mac, Beth Orton Episode 8724th January 2006 Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instigate a pie fight. 88 Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom Episode 8825th January 2006 Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "Something Inside of Me." 89 Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton Episode 892nd February 2006 90 P Diddy, Train Episode 903rd February 2006 Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53rd Street; Train performed "Cab." 91 Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé Episode 916th February 2006 Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison Ford announces that he's in "a bubble of giddiness." 92 Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith Episode 927th February 2006 93 Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys Episode 938th February 2006 Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie Boys perform "So What'cha Want" with several audience members holding handheld camcorders. 94 Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum Episode 949th February 2006 Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum. 95 Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé Episode 9510th February 2006 96 Geena Davis, INXS Episode 9613th February 2006 97 Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays Episode 9714th February 2006 98 Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener Episode 9815th February 2006 99 Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge Episode 9916th February 2006 100 Donald Trump, Bill Burr Episode 10017th February 2006 101 Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner Episode 10120th February 2006 102 Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys Episode 10221st February 2006 103 Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls Episode 10322nd February 2006 104 Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna Episode 10423rd February 2006 Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten! 105 Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo Episode 10524th February 2006 Tonights guests include Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo. 106 Bruce Willis, The Strokes Episode 10627th February 2006 Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes. 107 Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams Episode 10728th February 2006 108 Sarah Jessica Parker Episode 1081st March 2006 Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah Jessica Parker (but not Paul). 109 Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Episode 1092nd March 2006 110 Ricky Gervais, The Subways Episode 1103rd March 2006 Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and Roll Queen." 111 Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton Episode 1116th March 2006 112 Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood Episode 11213th March 2006 113 Natalie Portman, Al Franken Episode 11314th March 2006 114 Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone Episode 11415th March 2006 115 Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody Episode 11520th March 2006 116 Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins Episode 11621st March 2006 117 David Spade, Teddy Geiger Episode 11722nd March 2006 118 Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams Episode 11827th March 2006 119 Ray Romano, Willie Nelson Episode 11928th March 2006 120 Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Episode 12029th March 2006 121 Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips Episode 12130th March 2006 Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birthday; Al Lubel riffs on voting and anti-depressents. 122 Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel Episode 12231st March 2006 123 Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon Episode 12310th April 2006 124 Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell Episode 12411th April 2006 125 Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper Episode 12512th April 2006 126 Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie Episode 12613th April 2006 127 Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige Episode 12714th April 2006 128 Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld Episode 12817th April 2006 129 Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings Episode 12918th April 2006 130 Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell Episode 13019th April 2006 Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell. 131 Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler Episode 13127th April 2006 Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis. 132 Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team Episode 13228th April 2006 133 Tom Hanks, Kanye West Episode 1331st May 2006 134 Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver Episode 1342nd May 2006 135 Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick Episode 1353rd May 2006 136 Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam Episode 1364th May 2006 137 Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall Episode 1375th May 2006 138 Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus Episode 1388th May 2006 139 Kurt Russell, The Little Willies Episode 1399th May 2006 140 Jason Lee, Jack Hanna Episode 14010th May 2006 141 Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere Episode 14111th May 2006 142 Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt Episode 14212th May 2006 143 Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves Episode 14315th May 2006 Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Messing discusses childrearing. 144 Debra Messing, Chris Russo Episode 14416th May 2006 Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause." 145 Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp Episode 14517th May 2006 Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal. 146 Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal Episode 14618th May 2006 Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn"). 147 Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill Episode 14719th May 2006 Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives; the Dixie Chicks performed "Not Ready To Make Nice." 148 Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel Episode 14822nd May 2006 Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "High." 149 Martin Short, James Blunt Episode 14923rd May 2006 Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie performs "America Witch." 150 Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie Episode 15024th May 2006 Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; Dave and Jesse James discuss welding. 151 Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James Episode 15125th May 2006 152 Bill Maher, Rita Wilson Episode 15226th May 2006 153 Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr. Episode 1535th June 2006 154 Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint Episode 1546th June 2006 155 Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken Episode 1557th June 2006 156 Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket Episode 1568th June 2006 157 Michael Keaton, Wolfmother Episode 1579th June 2006 158 Paris Hilton, Will Shortz Episode 15812th June 2006 159 Tim Russert, Cat Power Episode 15913th June 2006 160 Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case Episode 16014th June 2006 161 Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic Episode 16115th June 2006 Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentina; Sonic Youth performed "Incinerate." 162 Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth Episode 16216th June 2006 163 Adam Sandler, Julie Chen Episode 16319th June 2006 164 Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh Episode 16420th June 2006 165 Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood Episode 16521st June 2006 166 Meryl Streep, Yellowcard Episode 16622nd June 2006 For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current state of American politics; Rock Kills Kid performed "Paralyzed." 167 Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid Episode 16723rd June 2006 Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole; The Streets perform "When You Wasn't Famous." 168 Kevin Spacey, The Streets Episode 16826th June 2006 169 Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional Episode 16927th June 2006 The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright performed Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song." 170 Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright Episode 17028th June 2006 171 Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene Episode 17129th June 2006 Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous." 172 Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon Episode 17230th June 2006 173 John Witherspoon, The Fray Episode 17310th July 2006 174 Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado Episode 17411th July 2006 175 Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers Episode 17512th July 2006 176 Luke Wilson, Band of Horses Episode 17613th July 2006 177 Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons Episode 17714th July 2006 Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal. 178 Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal Episode 17817th July 2006 A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "Lady in the Water." 179 Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard Episode 17918th July 2006 Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock. 180 Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault Episode 18019th July 2006 Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink. 181 Martin Short, Pink Episode 18120th July 2006 Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Universe contestants; the Sam Roberts Band performed "Bridge to Nowhere." 182 Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts Episode 18221st July 2006 Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon Eis and Dave goof around during a "New Summer Toys" segment; India.Arie performs "There's Hope." 183 Colin Farrell, India.Arie Episode 18324th July 2006 184 Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes Episode 18425th July 2006 A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper" show off their newest souped-up cycle, the OCC Splitback. 185 Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr. Episode 18526th July 2006 During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; The Spinners perform "I'll Be Around" and "Mighty Love." 186 Johnny Depp, the Spinners Episode 18627th July 2006 Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new one-man show and takes a few lighthearted jabs at his first wife. 187 Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen Episode 18728th July 2006 188 Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley Episode 18814th August 2006 189 Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things Episode 18915th August 2006 Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera. 190 Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera Episode 19016th August 2006 Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Snakes in a Deli"; elderly sock puppet expert Jack Fisette has a demonstration with Dave; Fatboy Slim performed "That Old Pail of Jeans." 191 Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim Episode 19117th August 2006 192 Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons Episode 19218th August 2006 Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jackson movie; stand-up comedian "Andy Sansone" bombs in his alleged network television debut; OutKast performed "Morris Brown." 193 Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast Episode 19321st August 2006 "Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America." 194 Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight Episode 19422nd August 2006 An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----, New York S---." 195 John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes Episode 19523rd August 2006 196 Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward Episode 19624th August 2006 197 Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols Episode 19725th August 2006