Season 7

01 Kevin James, Sheryl Crow Episode 17th September 1999 Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special. 02 Ricki Lake, Kid Rock Episode 28th September 1999 Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah. 03 Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers Episode 39th September 1999 Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's. 04 Queen Latifah, John Popper Episode 410th September 1999 John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag. 05 John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith Episode 513th September 1999 George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last year). 06 Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks Episode 614th September 1999 Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course. 07 John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf Episode 715th September 1999 Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama."" 08 Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera Episode 816th September 1999 With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwhile, Jenna Elfman hijacks Anton's drumset, and Christina Aguilera performs ""What a Girl Wants."" 09 Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson Episode 917th September 1999 During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead. 10 Michael J. Fox, Heather French Episode 1020th September 1999 Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS. 11 Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald Episode 1121st September 1999 Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man."" 12 Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis Episode 1222nd September 1999 Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy."" 13 Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert Episode 1323rd September 1999 Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show. 14 Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray Episode 1424th September 1999 During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial. 15 Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits Episode 1527th September 1999 Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn. 16 Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt Episode 1628th September 1999 Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced called ""For the Ladies"" (which turns out to be weightlifting porn flick). 17 Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band Episode 1729th September 1999 Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfield presents the Top Ten, but Lennox Lewis interupts to introduce #1. 18 Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics Episode 1830th September 1999 Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"": He walks into a mysterious closet backstage, falls into a black hole, then walks out in a nonchalant fashion. 19 Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart Episode 191st October 1999 Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervision. 20 Harrison Ford, David Bowie Episode 204th October 1999 ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child."" 21 Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge Episode 215th October 1999 Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that he will no longer make any more jokes relating to Dan Quayle. 22 Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart Episode 226th October 1999 Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism. 23 Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top Episode 237th October 1999 A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks. 24 Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting Episode 248th October 1999 1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day."" 25 Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell Episode 2511th October 1999 Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis. 26 Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett Episode 2612th October 1999 Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration. 27 Farrah Fawcett Episode 2713th October 1999 The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test, a babe presents him flowers and Gov. Christine Todd Whitman presents Paul's license. 28 John Malkovich, Harland Williams Episode 2814th October 1999 Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees tickets to an audience member. 29 Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby Episode 2915th October 1999 During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said by John Malkovich."" 30 Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club Episode 3025th October 1999 Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and John Rocker; the octogenarian stars of the hit documentary ""The Buena Vista Social Club"" perform. 31 John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes Episode 3126th October 1999 Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report. 32 Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin Episode 3227th October 1999 Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment. 33 Joe Torre, Denzel Washington Episode 3328th October 1999 Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Denzel Washington plugs ""The Bone Collector."" 34 Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant Episode 3429th October 1999 Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comments after getting bumped the other night; Mike McIntee and Bill DeLace guard the world's largest pumpkin (1131 pounds). 35 Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage Episode 351st November 1999 Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials. 36 Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine Episode 362nd November 1999 Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath"" on the roof in pouring rain. 37 Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich Episode 373rd November 1999 14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese and Ricky Martin; after Mujibur and Sirajul play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" at the trendy Ranch 1 restuarant, Biff brings in fried chicken, an item that they claimed they didn't have. 38 Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists Episode 384th November 1999 A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd Street. Also, Roberta Glasspari and The East Harlem Violinists (subjects of the film ""Music of the Heart"") perform with soloist Mark O'Connor. 39 Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg Episode 395th November 1999 Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives flu shots to the audience. 40 Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal Episode 408th November 1999 NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay Johnson, Fred Dhimizu and Patty McDonald ran in the same marathon; Kenny Sheehan performs in the Broadway revival of ""Annie."" 41 Don Rickles, Jane Clayson Episode 419th November 1999 Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via satellite, it's another Open Mic Night in the Mojave Desert; Boots Randolph sits in on sax; Jane Clayson plugs ""The Early Show."" 42 Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C Episode 4210th November 1999 Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Sirajul racing to the death in a soap box derby. Later, former Spice Girl Melanie C sings ""I Turn To You."" 43 Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro Episode 4311th November 1999 Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. By the end of the show, the Hi-Ho Girls are helping Travis repair his bike. 44 Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp Episode 4412th November 1999 Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seasonal audience flu shots. 45 Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell Episode 4515th November 1999 Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Early Show. Midway through an interview, a guy accidentally has his arm cut off. Later, Dave and Claudia Schiffer blow up chestnuts in a microwave oven. 46 Will Smith, Creed Episode 4616th November 1999 Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated lowest. As a condolence, Dave presents the mayor with a gazebo, courtesy of ""Gazebo Weekly."" 47 Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth Episode 4717th November 1999 During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear. 48 Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows Episode 4818th November 1999 Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute. 49 Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt Episode 4919th November 1999 Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike. 50 Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett Episode 5022nd November 1999 Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comment on ""What They're Thankful For."" 51 Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church Episode 5123rd November 1999 Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kathie Lee Gifford delivers a turkey to Dave. 52 Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind Episode 5224th November 1999 ""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY. 53 George Carlin, Jewel Episode 5325th November 1999 Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, Dorothy shows her refrigerator is loaded with bottle after bottle of Colt 45® malt liquor. 54 Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin Episode 5426th November 1999 A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Night in the Mohave Desert turns up nothing; Rudy Giuliani presents the Top Ten. 55 Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige Episode 5529th November 1999 During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during tonight's Open Mic in the Mojave Desert, a technician tests the open mike and adjusts the height. 56 Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters Episode 5630th November 1999 Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Hollywood Story""; Jenny McCarthy plugs ""Scream 3."" 57 Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John Episode 571st December 1999 Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee, IL mayor Donald Green, who receives another gazebo from Dave; Tim Robbins gets clobbered playing ice hockey. 58 Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley Episode 582nd December 1999 For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ""Know Your Japanese Cartoon Crap."" 59 Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple Episode 593rd December 1999 60 Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M. Episode 6013th December 1999 61 Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie Episode 6114th December 1999 62 Danny DeVito, Harry Smith Episode 6215th December 1999 Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy has been promoted to stagehand. 63 Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette Episode 6316th December 1999 64 Joe Breen, Jude Law Episode 6417th December 1999 65 Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC Episode 6520th December 1999 66 Emily Watson, LL Cool J Episode 6621st December 1999 67 Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson Episode 6722nd December 1999 68 Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love Episode 6823rd December 1999 69 Matt Damon, Q-Tip Episode 6927th December 1999 Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patrick Stewart and the Taco Bell chihuahua star in ""A Christmas Carol;"" Biff performs a holiday-themed duet with a cardboard cutout of Celine Dion. 70 Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner Episode 7028th December 1999 71 Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg Episode 7129th December 1999 72 Dick Clark, Ralph Charles Episode 7230th December 1999 73 Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic Episode 7331st December 1999 74 Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen Episode 743rd January 2000 75 Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner Episode 754th January 2000 76 Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman Episode 765th January 2000 77 George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy Episode 776th January 2000 78 Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler Episode 787th January 2000 79 Kate Winslet, Ice Cube Episode 7910th January 2000 80 Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter Episode 8011th January 2000 81 Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan Episode 8112th January 2000 82 Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd Episode 8213th January 2000 Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lynyrd Skynard performs ""Sweet Home Alabama."" 83 Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt Episode 8314th January 2000 Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning. 84 Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin Episode 847th February 2000 It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery three weeks before. Amongst the highlights: Charles chats with Julia Roberts, Dave's interview with J.Ro from May 17, 1999, a Top Ten list from John Malkovich (see Show #1307), and to cap the night, Charles and surprise guest Regis Philbin. 85 Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito Episode 858th February 2000 ""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats with Jerry Seinfeld, who introduces footage of Dave doing the Top Ten without pants, and Danny DeVito, who for one reason or another shows a clip from Taxi. 86 Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short Episode 869th February 2000 Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old friend Martin Short. Amongst tonight's clips: Bruce doing various stunts; Casey Kasem presents the Top Ten (see Show #0005); Dave makes crank phone calls (also Show #0005); Martin Short sings a selection from the musical Little Me. 87 Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker Episode 8710th February 2000 Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill goes to the balcony via a ladder; a Top Ten featuring Barry White; Dave and Sarah mingle with Kid Scientists. 88 Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal Episode 8811th February 2000 Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector to show a clip from his latest movie (see Show #0499); the Top Ten list from the fifth anniversary special, with Jerry Seinfeld escorting Dave's mom onstage; Dave hangs out with Olympic judges (see Show #0963). At the end of the show, Paul and Billy goof around behind the scenes at The Price Is Right. 89 Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano Episode 8914th February 2000 Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Drew and Dave getting married one month after said clip; ten beautiful women present the Top Ten (see Show #0543); Ray Romano singing ""Silent Night"" as his kids beat each other up. 90 David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin Episode 9015th February 2000 Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball turkey hotline (see Show #1345); a Top Ten remote from Bill DeLace; Alec shares child-rearing tips with Dave. 91 Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles Episode 9116th February 2000 Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. Tonight's clips: Norm vents after being demoted on SNL (see Show #0936); a Top Ten from Demi Moore; Don tells Dave how he met Frank Sinatra. 92 Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt Episode 9217th February 2000 Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows film footage of Mike as a Canadian Cub Scout; Mike wishes his mom a happy birthday (see Show #0960); a Top Ten from James Earl Jones; Roseanne talks basketball. 93 Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah Episode 9318th February 2000 ""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring any animals to the set. Tonight's clips: Robin storms out of the backdrop (see Show #0001); Dave meets Frisco hippie Manny Papp (see Show #0589); Dave makes baby talk with a monkey. 94 Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters Episode 9421st February 2000 Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis. 95 Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook Episode 9522nd February 2000 Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter. 96 Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman Episode 9623rd February 2000 In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; during a segment called ""How The Media Covered Dave's Surgery,"" Dave shows a (bogus) supermarket tabloid stating that he had actually given birth to quintuplets. 97 Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar Episode 9724th February 2000 Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she gets heckled by an audience member who notices that she's not wearing a bra, to which she snaps back, ""Go wear a jock strap!"" 98 John Goodman, Norm MacDonald Episode 9825th February 2000 Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery resembling Don King. Also, Hank Hill (of ""King of the Hill"") wishes Dave to get well. 99 Drew Carey, Dolly Parton Episode 9928th February 2000 ""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album. 100 David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals Episode 10029th February 2000 David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos. 101 Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush Episode 1011st March 2000 Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound."" 102 Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth Episode 1022nd March 2000 Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song from the musical You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown with Kristin Chenoweth. 103 Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan Episode 1033rd March 2000 Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature."" 104 Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard Episode 1046th March 2000 Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies. Also, Sandra and Nadine help Dave celebrate eighteen years in late night, even though the anniversary was over a month ago. 105 Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s Episode 1057th March 2000 Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a school desk placed in front of Dave's desk; Bob Odenkirk and David Cross make funny noises; Bazeel and the band performs ""Wipe Out."" 106 Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge Episode 1068th March 2000 During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonight's ""Beat the Clock"" with the home version of the game (a checkerboard); ""Phil Carmichael"" of CBS Promotions (Bill DeLace) does a presentation on ratings stunts. 107 Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito Episode 1079th March 2000 Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken. 108 Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt Episode 10810th March 2000 109 Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby Episode 10920th March 2000 In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his cable service. Afterwards, he admits that this is his last night in television, so he introduces his family, then claims he's moving to St. Louis to work for Ralston Purina. Also, while cooking with Martha Stewart, Dave attempts to juggle eggs. 110 Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith Episode 11021st March 2000 Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof. 111 Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes Episode 11122nd March 2000 Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial reaction during her latest Oscar special; the Gore-Bush bit from two nights ago is finally performed in its entirety; Biff counts a total of 1,482 people in the United States. 112 Rosie Perez, Robert Klein Episode 11227th March 2000 Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The address… is CBS"") and cracks wise on Gene Keady's hair; during the Top Ten, Dave makes a rare bald joke aimed at Paul. 113 Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood Episode 11328th March 2000 Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. Also, Dave has Rupert make a Hello Deli's latest menu addition, the kosher-friendly ""Paul Shaffer Sandwich,"" and a few minutes later Rupert delivers it to its namesake. 114 Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn Episode 11429th March 2000 Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called ""What I like about Spring,"" Alan unwittingly admits that he's on the down low. 115 John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill Episode 11530th March 2000 Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water. 116 David Arquette, Al Green Episode 11631st March 2000 During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recently-announced discovery that most gay men have unusual finger length, so Dave, Paul and Biff (in a dress) check their hands. 117 Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell Episode 1173rd April 2000 Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera. 118 David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed Episode 1184th April 2000 Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul, but not for Biff; Dave mentions that he received a phone call from Johnny Carson shortly after his shout-out last week. 119 Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne Episode 1195th April 2000 120 Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah Episode 1206th April 2000 121 Jon Stewart, Faith Hill Episode 1217th April 2000 Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Dave a human heart, and after Dave declines, Jon walks offstage and puts it back in a very annoyed Tony Randall. 122 Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell Episode 12210th April 2000 123 Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda Episode 12311th April 2000 Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from being heard on-air. Also, Jenna Elfman promotes Keeping the Faith. 124 Paul Newman, Pearl Jam Episode 12412th April 2000 Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barbershop quartet sings intern Bob Dickerson's resume; Richard Simmons calls up Daddy to wish him a happy birthday, and Dave promptly hangs up on him. 125 Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson Episode 12513th April 2000 Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience. 126 Ben Stiller, Brian Regan Episode 12614th April 2000 Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, Dave and Paul star in the new crime drama ""Good Cop, Good Cop."" 127 Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon Episode 12724th April 2000 Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere double bypass a year ago. Also, Dave stops the show to read the latest issue of Oprah's magazine. 128 Kristin Johnson, Live Episode 12825th April 2000 After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazine, has finally been rolled out. Also, Alan interrupts ""Campaign 2000"" to announce he's been reunited with his fat German son. 129 Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins Episode 12926th April 2000 The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkins perform ""Blue Skies Bring Tears."" 130 Salma Hayek, Ray Romano Episode 13027th April 2000 The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confused German son celebrate Take Your Daughters to Work Day. 131 Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis Episode 13128th April 2000 During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite game, ""Staffer/Not a Staffer""; David Wells and Bernie Williams present the Top Ten. 132 David Spade, Marion Jones Episode 1321st May 2000 Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a trend that sweeping various TV shows nowadays, ""Campaign 2000"" is shown in letterbox; independent film maker Mark Borchardt presents his interview with former Presidential candidate Gary Bauer. 133 Kim Basinger, Oasis Episode 1332nd May 2000 Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope introduces Rob Burnett, who walks onstage to a standing ovation. 134 Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station Episode 1343rd May 2000 Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwatch."" 135 Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg Episode 1354th May 2000 Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage of a woman dropping a bowling ball on her husband's noggin. 136 Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones Episode 1365th May 2000 Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave sings the praises of Tivo; ten jockeys present the Top Ten. 137 Betty White, Hanson Episode 1378th May 2000 Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another ""What's New"" segment, Pat and Kenny attempt to recite Shakespeare; a morbidly obese man is introduced as the winning jockey of last weekend's Kentucky Derby. 138 John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate Episode 1389th May 2000 Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 350 Million Dollars?""; after three years of struggling, Rob Burnett finally shows footage of his daughters not being afraid of the Easter Bunny. 139 Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea Episode 13910th May 2000 Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he had a nightmare involving Maria Pope; Caroline Rhea discusses relationships. 140 Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing Episode 14011th May 2000 Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails."" 141 Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell Episode 14112th May 2000 Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard if needed; during Mailbag, Dave becomes pen-pals with viewer Tyler Gatlin; ten celebrity moms (including Gerard and Dorothy) present the Top Ten, though it wouldn't become a yearly tradition until 2002. 142 Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters Episode 14215th May 2000 Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; Rob announces that Ed has officially been picked up for NBC's fall schedule. 143 David Hyde Pierce, Phish Episode 14316th May 2000 Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying. 144 Hugh Grant, Carly Simon Episode 14417th May 2000 Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags. 145 Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan Episode 14518th May 2000 A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Thomas is discussed, so Dave shows a gag reel showing memorable moments of her career dating back to 1492; Dave promotes tomorrow night's bowling ball stunt. 146 Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski Episode 14619th May 2000 Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith drops a bowling ball on the head of Ken Richmond from 12 feet above the stage; Ringo Starr and the All-Starr Band sing ""With a Little Help from My Friends."" 147 Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris Episode 14722nd May 2000 Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses his health-related ""retirement"" from television. 148 Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20 Episode 14823rd May 2000 Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; Dave flips through a furniture catalog; Matchbox Twenty performs ""Crutch"" out on the sidewalk. 149 Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan Episode 14924th May 2000 James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Missouri; a man pretending to be Les Moonves promotes the new game show Survivor while dressed up as Moses. 150 Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller Episode 15025th May 2000 ""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy. 151 Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King Episode 15126th May 2000 Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair. 152 Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner Episode 1525th June 2000 153 Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes Episode 1536th June 2000 Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be going down!"" 154 Robert Duvall, Don Henley Episode 1547th June 2000 Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would use his name as a clue on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Also, Alan gives tips for summer safety, which quickly morphs into an excuse to rip off his shirt and pour suntan lotion all over his body. 155 Roger Ebert, Nia Long Episode 1558th June 2000 Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a video camera and some rations, and eventually ends up chewing his arm off; Biff reports from Game 1 of the NBA Finals in Los Angeles. 156 Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor Episode 1569th June 2000 Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly guesses that it is a staffer; talent researcher Nick Prueher. Also, Maria Pope discusses a recent trip to Hooters. 157 Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard Episode 15712th June 2000 Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear life in the boiler room; Biff visits the NBA Finals in LA; Maria and Paul offer their condolences to Dave. 158 Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi Episode 15813th June 2000 Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found standing on the roof for no particular reason; the 2000 Stanley Cup Champion New Jersey Devils walk onstage for ""Campaign 2000,"" then hang out at the CBS Store. 159 Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes Episode 15914th June 2000 Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then declares himself a ""Volcano God""; Isaac Hayes conducts an orchestra performing the theme from Shaft. 160 Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya Episode 16015th June 2000 An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey Stillman, the first Survivor loser to appear on the Late Show; Dave tastes Naomi Campbell's new shower gel. 161 Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco Episode 16116th June 2000 Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" Dave accidentally steps on dog's tail and gets bitten on the face. 162 John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes Episode 16219th June 2000 163 Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones Episode 16320th June 2000 Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Championship, Harold Larkin opens the door to reveal rioting outside the theater; Mark Wahlberg promotes The Perfect Storm. 164 Dana Carvey, No Doubt Episode 16421st June 2000 Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) returns to celebrate the one-year anniversary of her $100 victory on ""Alan's Secret Word"" and discusses the hardships she's had since her fleeting fame fizzled; Dana Carvey and Dave share stories about their heart problems. 165 Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson Episode 16522nd June 2000 George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; PJ Olsson performs ""Visine."" 166 Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans Episode 16623rd June 2000 Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats with (pre-recorded) footage of Shaquille O'Neal; Worldwide Pants production assistant Allison Abbate is the latest to be subjected to ""Staffer- Not a Staffer."" 167 Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle Episode 16726th June 2000 Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. Bush is ""(as) dumb as a box of tools""; after his interview, Tom Brokaw walks straight back to Rockefeller Center. 168 James Belushi, Third Eye Blind Episode 16827th June 2000 Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the genetics scientists for cracking the genetic code, then offers ""specimens"" for the lady researchers. 169 Martha Stewart, Travis Episode 16928th June 2000 Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue bike, then gives The Nuge a guitar case made entirely of pinecones. 170 George Clooney, Warren Zevon Episode 17029th June 2000 Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a cop who stopped him for speeding recently by having him appear on the show. Also, Dave and Survivor loser Dirk Been comment on how everybody's losing weight on the show except Richard Hatch. 171 Jay Thomas, David Sedaris Episode 17130th June 2000 Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's head off; a social worker named Lauren is the first real decoy to appear on ""Staffer- Not a Staffer."" 172 Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson Episode 1723rd July 2000 Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Navy, and 200 sailors from the USS Nassau storm the stage right afterward; Brian Wilson and Friends perform ""Sloop John B."" 173 National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak Episode 1734th July 2000 Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's National Hollerin' Championship perform onstage. 174 Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle Episode 1745th July 2000 The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a reality show-themed Top Ten; Dave bullies Tony into promoting his self-titled internet program. 175 Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans Episode 1756th July 2000 Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled flirting. Also, Shawn Wayans promotes Scary Movie. 176 Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman Episode 1767th July 2000 Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of the show; Jerry Foley appears on ""Staffer- Not a Staffer"" and nearly stumps Dave. 177 Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith Episode 17717th July 2000 Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cordy drops by; Elliott Smith performs ""Somebody That I Used to Know."" 178 Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks Episode 17818th July 2000 Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to scare them into appearing on camera. 179 Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five Episode 17919th July 2000 Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's interested in being a guest on the show; Ben Folds Five (in their last TV appearance) performs ""Regrets."" 180 Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte Episode 18020th July 2000 Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her drinking a water bottle), followed by similar clips from Don Zimmer and Larry King. Also, Gerard impersonates Survivor loser Greg Buis (who was sick) for a spirited chat during ""Campaign 2000."" 181 Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl Episode 18121st July 2000 Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon Stewart discuss politics. 182 Harrison Ford Episode 18224th July 2000 Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppet-master, Dave's fiancé and Paul's girlfriend (the same woman), and a staffer who's still living in his Y2K bunker; Dave suggests that a proposed Bush-Gore debate on the show will utilize Jai Alai scoring. 183 Don Rickles, Ween Episode 18325th July 2000 Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that there has been no word from the Bush camp; George Plimpton reads the new Harry Potter book, but not aloud; Ween performs ""Even If You Don't."" 184 Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner Episode 18426th July 2000 A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can of Off! bug spray; Kathie Lee Gifford receives a farewell present from Dave. 185 Connie Chung, Harry Hill Episode 18527th July 2000 An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten. 186 Roseanne, David Gray Episode 18628th July 2000 Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon."" 187 Edie Falco, Macy Gray Episode 18731st July 2000 Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Macy Gray sings ""I Try."" 188 Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio Episode 1881st August 2000 During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings. 189 Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart Episode 1892nd August 2000 Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart. 190 Al Roker, Craig Ferguson Episode 1903rd August 2000 Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book. 191 Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren Episode 1914th August 2000 During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of Inky Mendez's tantrums, we see an ad for ""Dave and Tony's How to Rant In Spanish"" educational videotape. 192 Tom Selleck, Jordan Episode 1927th August 2000 For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the stripper-turned-writer who was eliminated from ""Big Brother 1."" 193 Al Franken, Guster Episode 1938th August 2000 ""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini. 194 Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock Episode 1949th August 2000 Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns."" 195 Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones Episode 19510th August 2000 Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen Haskell. 196 Vince Vaughn, Eels Episode 19611th August 2000 Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show.