Season 2

01 Show #0220 Episode 129th August 1994 02 Show #0221 Episode 230th August 1994 03 Show #0222 Episode 331st August 1994 04 Show #0223 Episode 41st September 1994 05 Show #0224 Episode 52nd September 1994 06 Show #0225 Episode 65th September 1994 07 Show #0226 Episode 76th September 1994 Throughout the night, an audience woman from Brooklyn kicks footballs. 08 Show #0227 Episode 87th September 1994 09 Show #0228 Episode 98th September 1994 10 Show #0229 Episode 109th September 1994 11 Show #0230 Episode 1112th September 1994 12 Show #0231 Episode 1213th September 1994 13 Show #0232 Episode 1314th September 1994 14 Show #0233 Episode 1415th September 1994 ""Dropping Stuff Off the 8th Floor Window"" includes: champagne bottles, confetti, a TV monitor, presidential plates, fluorescent tubes, and bowling balls into a bathtub of pudding. The first two miss their mark; the third makes it but destroys the tub. 15 Show #0234 Episode 1516th September 1994 Dave comments on Robbie Kondor; a car alarm goes off outside the theater, so Dave goes outside and bombs the offending car; Chuck Berry sings ""Johnny B. Goode""; Zsa Zsa Gabor laments and spews profanities after discovering her car has been destroyed. 16 Show #0235 Episode 1619th September 1994 Hal Gurnee harasses taxi drivers by posting their images on the Times Square jumbotron. 17 Show #0236 Episode 1720th September 1994 18 Show #0237 Episode 1821st September 1994 An audience member gives Dave a tiny pair of pants; Gavin MacLeod pops in several times, interrupting the monologue and presenting the Top Ten. 19 Show #0238 Episode 1922nd September 1994 John Popper sits in with the band; Bill Murray tours Broadway; Macaulay Culkin promotes ""Richie Rich."" 20 Show #0239 Episode 2023rd September 1994 21 Show #0240 Episode 2126th September 1994 22 Show #0241 Episode 2227th September 1994 23 Show #0242 Episode 2328th September 1994 24 Show #0243 Episode 2429th September 1994 25 Show #0244 Episode 2530th September 1994 26 Show #0245 Episode 263rd October 1994 27 Show #0246 Episode 274th October 1994 28 Show #0247 Episode 285th October 1994 29 Show #0248 Episode 296th October 1994 30 Show #0249 Episode 307th October 1994 Tim Allen promotes his bestselling book, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man. 31 Show #0250 Episode 3110th October 1994 32 Show #0251 Episode 3211th October 1994 33 Show #0252 Episode 3312th October 1994 34 Show #0253 Episode 3413th October 1994 35 Show #0254 Episode 3514th October 1994 36 Show #0255 Episode 3624th October 1994 37 Show #0256 Episode 3725th October 1994 38 Show #0257 Episode 3826th October 1994 Two standby audience folks named Jenya and Gary are sent to take food to Dan Rather, courtesy of Rupert. Later, Mike Judge discusses his hit MTV show ""Beavis & Butt-head."" 39 Show #0258 Episode 3927th October 1994 40 Show #0259 Episode 4028th October 1994 41 Show #0260 Episode 4131st October 1994 Calvert goes trick-or-treating in Nutley, New Jersey (Martha Stewart's hometown); Lauren Bacall plugs ""Pret-a-Porter"" (Ready to Wear). 42 Show #0261 Episode 421st November 1994 John Popper sits in; throughout the night, Mujibur and Sirajul appear as correspondents on Court TV; Elijah Wood plugs North. 43 Show #0262 Episode 432nd November 1994 44 Show #0263 Episode 443rd November 1994 Dave gets freshened up by a street sweeper; Rupert serves ""Bill Clinton Soup."" 45 Show #0264 Episode 454th November 1994 46 Show #0265 Episode 467th November 1994 47 Show #0266 Episode 479th November 1994 48 Show #0267 Episode 4810th November 1994 49 Show #0268 Episode 4911th November 1994 Live via telephone, Jerry Lewis pronounces the new governor's name ""Puh-tack-ee;"" ""Picket Fences"" star Fyvush Finkel sings ""If I Were a Rich Man;"" The Cranberries perform ""Zombie."" 50 Show #0269 Episode 5014th November 1994 Dave selects a woman from outside named Laurie Byrd to be his co-host tonight; Biff and George Clarke recreate a scene from the hit CBS miniseries ""Scarlett."" 51 Show #0270 Episode 5115th November 1994 52 Show #0271 Episode 5216th November 1994 53 Show #0272 Episode 5317th November 1994 54 Show #0273 Episode 5418th November 1994 55 Show #0274 Episode 5521st November 1994 56 Show #0275 Episode 5622nd November 1994 57 Show #0276 Episode 5723rd November 1994 58 Show #0277 Episode 5824th November 1994 59 Show #0278 Episode 5925th November 1994 60 Show #0279 Episode 6028th November 1994 The outside cam reveals that Dave's picture in the window of Joe G's Pizza. Dave calls and distracts Joe while Paul steals the unflattering portrait; Jon Lovitz plugs North. 61 Show #0280 Episode 6129th November 1994 Roseanne makes a rare political statement; Dave's accountant Fred Nigro takes a bow. 62 Show #0281 Episode 6230th November 1994 Mujibur, Sirajul and Tony Randall take a photo together; tonight's celebrities in the audience: Mia Farrow, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Stone. 63 Show #0282 Episode 631st December 1994 64 Show #0283 Episode 642nd December 1994 One of tonight's cue cards goes to a garbage truck outside; in the latest edition of ""Rupert and Me,"" Dave radios strange comments to Rupert, which are then repeated out loud to annoyed passers-by; Nicholas Turturro sings ""My Way;"" Michael Keaton gets arrested for shoplifting at Hello Deli. 65 Show #0284 Episode 6512th December 1994 Cold Opening: Jim Carrey and an unshaven Dave goof around. Later in the show, Mickey, the barber at the Wellington Hotel, shaves off Dave's beard. 66 Show #0285 Episode 6613th December 1994 67 Show #0286 Episode 6714th December 1994 68 Show #0287 Episode 6815th December 1994 Siskel and Ebert throw snowballs; Michael J. Fox walks onstage with a cow. 69 Show #0288 Episode 6916th December 1994 70 Show #0289 Episode 7019th December 1994 71 Show #0290 Episode 7120th December 1994 72 Show #0291 Episode 7221st December 1994 73 Show #0292 Episode 7322nd December 1994 74 Show #0293 Episode 7423rd December 1994 75 Show #0294 Episode 7526th December 1994 Bad Religion performed ""Infected"" 76 Show #0295 Episode 7627th December 1994 77 Show #0296 Episode 7728th December 1994 During ""Charts and Graphs,"" Dave sends an audience member down the street for copies of a chart. Also, Dave calls the mother of a different audience member, but he ends up leaving a message on her machine. 78 Show #0297 Episode 7829th December 1994 A customer at Hello Deli shows Dave her holiday photos. Later, Dave checks his temperature (99.5 F). 79 Show #0298 Episode 7930th December 1994 Dave ends the show early yet again, and Paul finds him sobbing on the Ricki Lake show; Biff has champagne coming out of his ears; Dick Clark presents the Top Ten; Dave and Richard Simmons go harassing people door-to-door in New Jersey. 80 Show #0299 Episode 802nd January 1995 81 Show #0300 Episode 813rd January 1995 82 Show #0301 Episode 824th January 1995 Michael Buffer announces Phil Hartman's entry onstage; a comely postal carrier distracts Dave. 83 Show #0302 Episode 835th January 1995 84 Show #0303 Episode 846th January 1995 Dave autographs a ham; Calvert (dressed as Newt Gingrich's mother) presents the Top Ten. 85 Show #0304 Episode 859th January 1995 86 Show #0305 Episode 8610th January 1995 87 Show #0306 Episode 8711th January 1995 88 Show #0307 Episode 8812th January 1995 An audience member hangs out in the band section; Mujibur and Sirajul become the latest witnesses to testify for O.J. Simpson. 89 Show #0308 Episode 8913th January 1995 Al Green performs ""Let's Stay Together."" 90 Show #0309 Episode 9016th January 1995 91 Show #0310 Episode 9117th January 1995 92 Show #0311 Episode 9218th January 1995 93 Show #0312 Episode 9319th January 1995 94 Show #0313 Episode 9420th January 1995 95 Show #0314 Episode 9530th January 1995 96 Show #0315 Episode 9631st January 1995 Dave shows a (bogus) Super Bowl ad starring himself; Gerard presents ""Top Ten Signs You're Not the Sexiest Man Alive."" 97 Show #0316 Episode 971st February 1995 98 Show #0317 Episode 982nd February 1995 99 Show #0318 Episode 993rd February 1995 100 Show #0319 Episode 1006th February 1995 Rosanne Cash performs ""I Count the Tears."" 101 Show #0320 Episode 1017th February 1995 102 Show #0321 Episode 1028th February 1995 103 Show #0322 Episode 1039th February 1995 104 Show #0323 Episode 10410th February 1995 105 Show #0324 Episode 10513th February 1995 106 Show #0325 Episode 10614th February 1995 107 Show #0326 Episode 10715th February 1995 108 Show #0327 Episode 10816th February 1995 Dave introduces the brand new ""Late Show Dancers,"" who prance around throughout the show. Also, 83-year-old Empire State Building employee Chico Chimone plays the piano. 109 Show #0328 Episode 10917th February 1995 110 Show #0329 Episode 11020th February 1995 Dave sends three members from the audience to go to a nearby movie theater to videotape some clips from Pulp Fiction. They return in time to show the footage during John Travolta's guest appearance to promote the film. Also, Mujibur and Sirajul report from yesterday's Daytona 500. 111 Show #0330 Episode 11121st February 1995 112 Show #0331 Episode 11222nd February 1995 Cybill Shepherd promotes her new sitcom; Gary Sinise brags about the perks of being an Academy Award Nominee. 113 Show #0332 Episode 11323rd February 1995 Wayne Newton (live via satellite) presents the Top Ten; Michael McKean comments on the recent troubles on the set of ""Saturday Night Live;"" David Byrne and the CBS Orchestra perform ""You & Eye."" 114 Show #0333 Episode 11424th February 1995 115 Show #0334 Episode 11527th February 1995 116 Show #0335 Episode 11628th February 1995 117 Show #0336 Episode 1171st March 1995 118 Show #0337 Episode 1182nd March 1995 Bernie Worrell sits in; Al Roker does a weather forecast; Dave retrieves a blue card from ""Forrest Gump"" (Calvert); Jeff Goldblum tap dances. 119 Show #0338 Episode 1193rd March 1995 120 Show #0339 Episode 1206th March 1995 Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they are all wearing identical sweaters and khakis. (correct synopsis) 121 Show #0340 Episode 1217th March 1995 On the first Letterman show ever aired on this date, Bill Cosby, Tito Puente, and Dave climb a ladder up to the balcony, and Luke Perry does a science experiment in place of bumped guest Lee Marek. 122 Show #0341 Episode 1228th March 1995 123 Show #0342 Episode 1239th March 1995 124 Show #0343 Episode 12410th March 1995 Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they are all wearing identical sweaters and khakis. 125 Show #0344 Episode 12513th March 1995 126 Show #0345 Episode 12614th March 1995 127 Show #0346 Episode 12715th March 1995 128 Show #0347 Episode 12820th March 1995 Dave gives a girl in the audience named Amy money to buy spring flowers, and later her boyfriend (also in the audience) sings karaoke with Will Smith. 129 Show #0348 Episode 12921st March 1995 A woman in the audience bakes cookies for everyone; Conan O'Brien appears in Dave's latest Oscar-related dream; Dave gets his toupee dry-cleaned. 130 Show #0349 Episode 13022nd March 1995 Throughout the night, Dave practices giving out Oscars, awarding achievements by Tony Randall, Doc Severinson (who's sitting in), Tony Mendez, a hi-ho girl, and Sirajul Islam (Mujibur was sick). Also, Dave chats with a man whose dog ran away, then found his pet on the opposite side of the country. 131 Show #0350 Episode 1313rd April 1995 John Mayall sits in; Dave comments on his much-scrutinized performance as host of last week's Academy Awards. 132 Show #0351 Episode 1324th April 1995 Throughout the night, the legendary Ashton Family acrobats perform their greatest stunts outside on 53rd Street. 133 Show #0352 Episode 1335th April 1995 Dave spells Uma and Oprah with hot dog wieners, while Creepy Dave lurks in the backdrop during his interview with Bryant Gumbel. 134 Show #0353 Episode 1346th April 1995 At the end of tonight's ""New Books"" segment, Dave gives one of the phony manuscripts to a girl in the audience. Also, for no apparent reason, Gerard dances around onstage in a sun dress. 135 Show #0354 Episode 1357th April 1995 Two babes in the audience are observed with ""Marry Us Dave"" T-shirts; Dave, Calvert, and Biff sit around and do nothing for three minutes; Dave asks cab drivers what they thought of his performance at the Oscars. 136 Show #0355 Episode 13610th April 1995 Dave invites the stand-by audience to his office and watch the show from there. Later, they're joined by Faye Dunaway and chef Wolfgang Puck. 137 Show #0356 Episode 13711th April 1995 Throughout the night, various staffers walk onstage to give Dave ""dramatic tension,"" while Robert Pastorelli explains his departure from the hit comedy Murphy Brown. 138 Show #0357 Episode 13812th April 1995 Mayor Guiliani and Dave agree to disagree on the new slogan for the New York Tourism Board; Drew Barrymore gives Dave a birthday surprise. 139 Show #0358 Episode 13913th April 1995 The New York Daily News, having headlined their paper with last night's Guiliani-chosen slogan, distributes miniature buttons to the audience reading ""We Can Kick Your City's Ass"" commemorating the headline. Also, Bela Fleck sits in with the band on banjo. 140 Show #0359 Episode 14014th April 1995 Two days after NYC's new slogan, ""We Can Kick Your City's Ass,"" reaches beyond the Hudson, Dave hears from mayors of other cities; Slash of Guns n' Roses fame sits in; a skit involving jelly beans bursting out of Biff's ears is botched when the wiring doesn't work properly. 141 Show #0360 Episode 14117th April 1995 Live Remote: Dave annoys both an H&R Block tax accountant and his mortified customer, who prefers to hide her face. 142 Show #0361 Episode 14218th April 1995 Dave selects five guys from the audience to compete in a basketball match outside on 53rd Street with five (alleged) New York Knicks. By the end of the show, the final score is Audience 108, Knicks 107. 143 Show #0362 Episode 14319th April 1995 Dave complains that the cue-card Tony is holding is too small, so Inky replaces it with a giant banner; ten mayors of other cities present the Top Ten; a blue card is missing and soon found taped to Sandra Bullock's backside. 144 Show #0363 Episode 14420th April 1995 An audience talent show is interrupted by Helen Reddy, who pops up several times throughout the show; later, she teams up with Blues Traveler to perform ""Hook."" 145 Show #0364 Episode 14521st April 1995 Tony Randall drops by to announce who tomorrow's guests will be, and Dave squirts him with a fire extinguisher. Later, Biff Henderson and Pat Farmer carry Tony outside and into a taxi. Also, Dolly Parton presents the Top Ten. 146 Show #0365 Episode 14624th April 1995 After word spreads to the media that he's losing his ratings edge over Leno, Dave wants to find out if people are still watching the show, so he displays his desk phone number on the Times Square Jumbotron. The only people who call are CBS employees who have access to a live feed in their offices. Frustrated, Dave dips the receiver into his coffee. 147 Show #0366 Episode 14725th April 1995 In tonight's live remote, Dave annoys customers down the street at the Sam Ash music store and invites Marcia to sit in with the band on alto sax. 148 Show #0367 Episode 14826th April 1995 David Sanborn sits in yet again; various New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Dave loses a blue card, then finds it at McDonald's. 149 Show #0368 Episode 14927th April 1995 The Flying Rat is introduced on the show during a segment called ""What's New for Spring""; in the same segment a small army of clowns attack Mujibur and Sirajul, then storm the Late Show stage; Dave chats with ""Buddy, the Sleepy Lifeguard."" 150 Show #0369 Episode 15028th April 1995 Dave and Paul leave the show early to go over to Madison Square Garden for the circus, where they run into an acrobat bearing a strong resemblance to Calvert; the flying rat attacks Dan Rather, and is later seen as a guest on Nightline; Dave and Felecia waltz. 151 Show #0370 Episode 1511st May 1995 All of tonight's guests (Marilu Henner, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Mario Van Peebles) are at Rupert's playing spin the bottle. Also, the flying rat demonstrates its supremacy of the New York skyline by swallowing a giant bird whole. 152 Show #0371 Episode 1522nd May 1995 The Giant Flying Rat is introduced via lasers and special effects just after being interviewed by Tom Snyder. 153 Show #0372 Episode 1533rd May 1995 (Supposed) Audience requests are fulfilled in tonight's ""Who Asked For It?"" while Harry Connick Jr. promotes his new album. 154 Show #0373 Episode 1544th May 1995 Pete Fatovich attempts to kiss Paul again; the giant flying rat delivers the Top Ten list; Jake Johanssen discusses a recent trip to the supermarket. 155 Show #0374 Episode 1555th May 1995 The giant flying rat dons a sombrero; Dave leaves the show early to marry Drew Barrymore; a man gets kicked in the face by a racehorse; Dave and Paul go supermarket shopping. 156 Show #0375 Episode 1568th May 1995 Dave sends audience members Nico and Ingrid Van Eenennaan to London (to promote the show's visit next week) with a camcorder, root beer, and the Giant Flying Rat. Neither are seen or heard from again. 157 Show #0376 Episode 1579th May 1995 Jimmy Smits, a guest the night before, is seen in his hotel room naked, doing push-ups and watching TV in bed. Also, Paul quits to become a professional boxer, but he gives up and comes back to the show. 158 Show #0377 Episode 15810th May 1995 The Dutch husband and wife from last night resurface for a brief moment; Paul wears a top hat and a tuxedo; Bruce Willis gets his head scrubbed. 159 Show #0378 Episode 15911th May 1995 Paul decides to have plastic surgery, then wakes up from the procedure with a conehead; Dave shows a clip of Pakistan's #1 sitcom, ""Seinjibur""; Hugh Grant promotes Nine Months. 160 Show #0379 Episode 16012th May 1995 Calvert mimics the Giant Flying Rat; Dave comments on preparations for next week's trip to London; Julianna Marguiles promotes the much-hyped season finale of ER. 161 Show #0380 Episode 16115th May 1995 The Late Show starts its week broadcasting from London. Ten London Guards bring Dave out onstage; Dave and Paul wreck havoc in the city; Elton John reacts to William Shatner's videotaped rendition of ""Rocket Man,"" then performs ""Made in England."" 162 Show #0381 Episode 16216th May 1995 London, Day 2: The new James Bond, Remington Steele star Pierce Brosnan, enters backstage with models and martinis; Little Richard and Chuck Berry sit in; Dave's mom reports from a pub. (correct synopsis) 163 Show #0382 Episode 16317th May 1995 London, Day 3: ""London Souvenirs"" include a Prince Charles Ketchup Dispenser, a Bobby Helmet Bra, and a Tea Cannon, brought out by fake London guards. Also, Peter O'Toole enters riding a camel, and Van Morrison barely remembers the words to his own song ""Have I Told You Lately"" in a performance with Sinead O'Connor and the Chieftains. (correct synopsis) 164 Show #0383 Episode 16418th May 1995 London, Day 4: Dave and Paul play soccer (or should I say football?) at Wembley Stadium; live via satellite from New York, Tony Randall trashes the theater; John Cleese presents the Top Ten. (correct synopsis) 165 Show #0384 Episode 16519th May 1995 London, Day 5: Dave repeats a monologue joke in a British accent; Salman Rushdie hands the Top Ten to Dave, and is presented by ten bobbies; Dorothy drops by to comment on her week of sightseeing. 166 Show #0385 Episode 16622nd May 1995 Cold opening: Dave belatedly thanks Drew Barrymore for her birthday ""gift"" last month. Also, Dave pays Mujibur and Sirajul to pummel Paul. 167 Show #0386 Episode 16723rd May 1995 It's the debut of ""May We Turn Your Pants Into Shorts?"" Dave cuts up his own slacks before shredding the pants of Paul and Mel Gibson. 168 Show #0387 Episode 16824th May 1995 169 Show #0388 Episode 16925th May 1995 Clint Black sits in; candy is thrown at the audience; the Top Ten Office is relocated to an audience member's hometown of Glenn's Falls, New York; in honor of Ringo Starr, Paul, Dave, and the audience try to recreate Beatlemania. 170 Show #0389 Episode 17026th May 1995 Dave takes a bunch of sailors to a local watering hole; Mujibur and Sirajul visit Dorothy in Indianapolis; Dave bids farewell to longtime director Hal Gurnee by placing a plaque on the control room door. 171 Show #0390 Episode 1715th June 1995 Cold Opening: Nicole Kidman asks Dave if he's drunk. Also, displayed by the window of an advertising agency across the street from the Ed Sullivan Theater is a giant toothbrush and tooth; Dave invites the workers from that window to bring the items into the theater and then presents them with the Crest Pledge. 172 Show #0391 Episode 1726th June 1995 Indianapolis 500 champion Jacque Vileneuve races a NYC cab around the theater block in competition with NYC cabbie Buke Kadikiran; Dave shows (doctored) footage of Dan Rather replacing his CBS Evening News co-host Connie Chung with… Dan Rather. 173 Show #0392 Episode 1737th June 1995 Biff delivers Dave in a golf cart; Dave and an audience member named Hal help choose the network's new slogan; a pyrotechnic exhibition is held in the backdrop. 174 Show #0393 Episode 1748th June 1995 It's time for a studio audience talent show, with friends and relatives of the performers swamping the backdrop. Shortly after his interview, Mike Myers joins the crowd. 175 Show #0394 Episode 1759th June 1995 Dave tells Rupert to bother people at a local bistro with his hidden mic; Dave chats with a woman that recently won $87,000,000 in the state lottery; head CBS executives ""Les Moonves"" and ""Peter Lund"" sing Bob Seger's ""Like a Rock."" 176 Show #0395 Episode 17612th June 1995 Dave chooses a person off the street to tell their life story; the Top Ten Home Office moves to Grand Rapids, Michigan; Chris O'Donnell plugs Batman Forever. 177 Show #0396 Episode 17713th June 1995 Stephen Stills sits in; Dave ""attends"" a recent President Clinton press conference; basketball star/party animal Dennis Rodman comments on his recent antics. 178 Show #0397 Episode 17814th June 1995 Travis, a five-year-old golden retriever, has the ""Dog Cam"" attached to his head; John Turturro dresses up as Batman, then hands Dave the Top Ten list; Dan Rather talks about Connie Chung's departure from CBS, then promotes his workout video ""Old Train Songs to Sweat By."" 179 Show #0398 Episode 17915th June 1995 Dave arrives at the theater in a police car; throughout the night, spelling bee winner Justin Carroll comes out to spell various ten-cent words; Dave chats with Robert Horry of the NBA Champion Houston Rockets. 180 Show #0399 Episode 18016th June 1995 Travis and the Dog Cam return; Englebert Humperdinck serenades Rupert; ten kindergarteners write and present the Top Ten. 181 Show #0400 Episode 18119th June 1995 Dave announces that this is show number 4000, but later admits he's off by a zero; John Denver performs the theme song to ""Supermarket Finds""; Alan King gloats over his grandkids. 182 Show #0401 Episode 18220th June 1995 Dave invites both a cabbie and an audience member to jump into a rooftop swimming pool. They're later joined by two NYC cops and Bob Saget. 183 Show #0402 Episode 18321st June 1995 Shortly after a ""What's New for Summer"" segment, Dave hands hamsicles (or, if you will, cold ham on a stick) to the audience. Also, ""Batman"" (Calvert) hands Dave the Top Ten list, while Tony Bennett performs ""My Love Went to London."" 184 Show #0403 Episode 18422nd June 1995 Cold Opening: ""ER"" star Anthony Edwards refuses to give Dave a physical. Also, Jonathan Katz does standup and promotes Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist. 185 Show #0404 Episode 18523rd June 1995 Dave celebrates the fifteenth anniversary of the debut of The David Letterman Show by showing clips of the first broadcast; Biff interrupts Dave so that Corey Pavin (winner of the 1995 U. S. Open) can drop by; various staffers take their moms to the Russian Tea Room. 186 Show #0405 Episode 18626th June 1995 Bernie Kopell storms out of the theater after ""The Love Boat"" is somehow mentioned twice in a Top Ten List about Hockey. Later, Dave chats with ""Coach"" star Jerry Van Dyke, while Warren Zevon performs ""Mutineer,"" a song he would later perform in his last TV appearance in 2002. 187 Show #0406 Episode 18727th June 1995 Dave invites a standby audience member to play ""Will You Eat the Meatloaf?"" Later in the show, Dave chats with Pete, the dishwasher at Hello Deli. 188 Show #0407 Episode 18828th June 1995 In an experimental comedy bit called ""Letters to the Editor,"" Dave reads a (bogus) note from Al Gore telling The New Yorker that he loves their cartoons. 189 Show #0408 Episode 18929th June 1995 Dave shows the audience an old photo of Morty with an afro, and then later shows a doctored photo of himself with a head-bush. Also, Dave helps Tom Hanks shave a beard he grew on vacation. 190 Show #0409 Episode 19030th June 1995 In a remote, Dave asks apartment dwellers, ""What's the Coolest Thing In Your Apartment?"" 191 Show #0410 Episode 19110th July 1995 Jim Carrey, Andre Agassi, and Tom and Roseanne Arnold miraculously appear in the audience, Tom being both on stage and in the audience simultaneously. Also, Dave orders pancakes from the Fashion Cafe for Christy Turlington and a heavyset audience member. 192 Show #0411 Episode 19211th July 1995 Dave says hello to viewers in France and Italy in their respective native tongues; during ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" Dave demands to see photos of meat or nudity; Penn and Teller perform one of their trademark dangerous stunts. 193 Show #0412 Episode 19312th July 1995 Charles Grodin promotes his new cable talk show. 194 Show #0413 Episode 19413th July 1995 A small army of cyclists rush across the stage, while Dave and Pete Sampras play a pickup round of tennis out on 53rd Street. 195 Show #0414 Episode 19514th July 1995 After an admittedly lame remote on a ""Day In The Life"" of producer Robert Morton, he jumps into a giant bowl of pudding, followed by Dave. Later in the show, Paul, Laurie Diamond, and the members of White Zombie join in. 196 Show #0415 Episode 19617th July 1995 Dave flashes back to how he stayed cool over the weekend by stuffing popsicles in his pants; a woman who picks up one of the pay phones at the kiosk outside the theater is chosen as an honorary guest host; Alicia Silverstone promotes Clueless; Dave and Pam the phone lady switch jackets. 197 Show #0416 Episode 19718th July 1995 Dan Rather presents the Top Ten; Chevy Chase plugs Man of the House and talks tennis. 198 Show #0417 Episode 19819th July 1995 Ed Sullivan Theater Building Engineer George Clarke begins his ""Quest for Corn"" throughout the Midwest. He's off to Illinois. 199 Show #0418 Episode 19920th July 1995 Dave demonstrates a triple pencil flip; Rupert finds one of Dave's blue cards attached to Mary Tyler Moore's backside; Dave shows old footage of Andy Kaufman dancing with a giant snake. 200 Show #0419 Episode 20021st July 1995 Clarence Clemons of the E Street Band sits in; Dave offers an audience guy with an unruly beard $300 to shave it; Talent Assistant Zoe Friedham gets a tattoo; Dave gives the newly-shaven man $400. 201 Show #0420 Episode 20124th July 1995 A ""Dumb Ads"" segment introduces Canadian filling station attendent Dick Assman. The entire North American audience immediately catches ""Dick Assmania."" Later, a monkey in the green room throws fruit, while The Quest for Corn hits Omaha, Nebraska. 202 Show #0421 Episode 20225th July 1995 Dave calls up Dick Assman; Ray Liotta arrives onstage riding a baby elephant, and later he makes a (bogus) appearance with Paul in the controversial new movie Kids. 203 Show #0422 Episode 20326th July 1995 Dave and Tony switch places for a few minutes; David Schwimmer is reunited with the monkey who played Marcel on Friends; Dave announces that ""Dick Assmania"" has officially swept the eastern seaboard. 204 Show #0423 Episode 20427th July 1995 During a segment called ""Ask the Mayor,"" someone from the audience asks Rudy Guiliani, ""Is that a real hair piece?"" Also, a half-awake audience member opens himself to the feminine wiles of Sandra Bullock. 205 Show #0424 Episode 20528th July 1995 George Clarke's ""Quest for Corn"" finds him in Indianapolis with Dave's mom: 5 ears. Later, Nick Turturro and Dennis Franz stand in the green room with their pants down, while Paul and Bruce Hornsby play ""Chopsticks"" on the keyboard. 206 Show #0425 Episode 20631st July 1995 Dave gives $100 to an audience member after a monologue joke bombs; the show is interrupted for a ""Dick Assman Update""; father and son audience members Jim and JJ McMichael wave from the top of the Empire State Building. 207 Show #0426 Episode 2071st August 1995 Dave announces that CBS has just been bought by Westinghouse, then spends the rest of the show joking about it. 208 Show #0427 Episode 2082nd August 1995 Dave chats with Mary Ann Dennis, whose dog stopped a man that tried to mug her. 209 Show #0428 Episode 2093rd August 1995 During ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a small fish eats a worm whole. Meanwhile, Dave goes into a Westinghouse washer in spin cycle. 210 Show #0429 Episode 2104th August 1995 The final installment of ""George Clarke's Quest for Corn"" finds our hero at Hello Deli (five ears). Afterwards, George distributes an ear of corn to everyone in the audience. 211 Show #0430 Episode 2117th August 1995 Dave announces it's ""Christmas in August,"" with Glen Campbell singing a medley of holiday standards at Hello Deli. 212 Show #0431 Episode 2128th August 1995 Junior Brown sits in with the band; baseball star John Kruk talks about his recent retirement; Dave hectors a man on the street in a game called ""May I Taste Your Dinner, Please?"" 213 Show #0432 Episode 2139th August 1995 The ""Dick Assman Update"" reveals that his popularity has hit fever pitch. Later, Christopher Walken promotes three new movies that are coming out within a month of each other. 214 Show #0433 Episode 21410th August 1995 Dave shows a ""highlight"" of last night's show: Dan Rather fondling Dave's butt. 215 Show #0434 Episode 21511th August 1995 In honor of an incident that resulted in a forfeit in the previous night's Dodgers-Cardinals game, audience members throw baseballs at Dave. 216 Show #0435 Episode 21614th August 1995 All night long, Rupert touches meat and is joined later by Kelsey Grammer, his then-fiancee, and a priest from the audience. 217 Show #0436 Episode 21715th August 1995 Dave claims that the chairman of Westinghouse has agreed to fight him. Later, Sonny Bono signs to Calvert's upstart record company. 218 Show #0437 Episode 21816th August 1995 During an interview with Isabella Rosselini, a guy on fire runs around the stage. Later, Bjork and the CBS Orchestra performs ""It's Oh So Quiet."" 219 Show #0438 Episode 21917th August 1995 Paul is introduced as ""Johnny Lavaggi;"" Dave shows a (doctored) clip of Monica Seles grunting; David Brenner does stand up. 220 Show #0439 Episode 22018th August 1995 Dave bids a fond farewell to his announcer, while Dick Assman also makes one last appearance.