Season 1

01 Bill Murray, Tom Brokaw, Paul Newman, Billy Joel Episode 130th August 1993 Tom Brokaw shows up to take back some NBC ""intellectual property;"" Dave shows off the renovated Ed Sullivan Theater and chats with Bill Murray. 02 Robin Williams, John Mellencamp, Jonathan Estrata Episode 231st August 1993 Dave's worst moment on last night's debut: his fake tooth fell out (the video is repeated several times in slow motion); a four-year-old geography expert and cheese lover names states on a U.S. map. 03 Demi Moore, Bev Tanner, Spin Doctors Episode 31st September 1993 A very pregnant Demi Moore is given the honor of throwing the first pencil through the backdrop windows of the Late Show. 04 Martin Short, Cyndi Lauper Episode 42nd September 1993 The ghost of Ed Sullivan (who haunts Dave throughout the first week) introduces a plate spinner; Andy Dick makes his first appearance as ""Donnie, the CBS Page Who Likes To Suck Up."" 05 Debra Winger, Soul Asylum Episode 53rd September 1993 Dave has fun with a car phone, calling in bogus traffic reports to 1010 WINS radio; Casey Kasem presents ""Top Ten Favorite Numbers Between 1 and 10;"" after showing a clip from an old ""Wonder Woman"" episode, Debra Winger strips to her old Wonder Girl outfit. 06 Richard Lewis, Shawn Bouroughs, Midnight Oil Episode 66th September 1993 Dave continues pestering locals with the new hands-free car phone: WINS radio, a car wash, Dial-a-Mattress and Jackson Hole Restaurant, where he orders pancakes. 07 Michael J. Fox, Rosie Perez Episode 77th September 1993 08 Al Gore, Kim Basinger, Chris Isaak Episode 88th September 1993 09 Ellen Barkin, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Lenny Kravitz Episode 99th September 1993 Dave takes a cab to help out at Yankee Stadium and later makes fun of Tony Randall; Lenny Kravitz performs ""Are You Gonna Go My Way."" 10 Siskel & Ebert, Robert Plant Episode 1010th September 1993 11 Bruce Willis, Steven Wright Episode 1113th September 1993 12 Paul Reiser, Mike Ditka, John Hiatt Episode 1214th September 1993 The Mars Observer crashes into the studio; Mike Ditka promotes ""NFL on NBC;"" John Hiatt performs ""Perfectly Good Guitar."" 13 Jeff Goldblum, Louie Anderson, Jerry Garcia & David Grisman Episode 1315th September 1993 Jerry Garcia sits in with the band; Dave makes several jokes at the expense of Yassir Arafat. 14 Bonnie Hunt, Latrisha Baldrick, Patti Smyth Episode 1416th September 1993 15 Super Dave Osborne, Laura Dern, Stone Temple Pilots Episode 1517th September 1993 16 Sarah Jessica Parker, Jim Abbot, Patty Scialfa Episode 1620th September 1993 17 Robert Urich, Ellen Degeneres, Tim Tomasic Episode 1721st September 1993 David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave does part of the show from his ""house"" in Connecticut. 18 Tony Randall, Elizabeth Perkins, Aaron Neville Episode 1822nd September 1993 19 Mike Myers, John Kruk, Belinda Carlisle Episode 1923rd September 1993 20 Glenn Close, James Taylor Episode 2024th September 1993 21 Matthew Broderick, Julie Krone, Neil Diamond Episode 2127th September 1993 22 Jimmy Carter, Brett Butler, Daniel Boulud Episode 2228th September 1993 23 Jerry Lewis, Sparky Mortimer, Rod Stewart Episode 2329th September 1993 Ed Sullivan's ghost introduces juggler ""Andy Head;"" Paul & the CBSO play Jerry Lewis out with the coda from Count Basie's ""April In Paris"" (a Lewis signature tune); Dave gives Jerry his take on ""Beavis and Butt-head,"" then Jerry runs around the set and gooses a cameraman; budding sports reporter Sparky Mortimer makes his first appearance; Rod Stewart performs. 24 Lily Tomlin, Adam Sandler, Mike Lupica Episode 2430th September 1993 25 Andie MacDowell, Graham Parker, Bill Scheft Episode 251st October 1993 26 Sylvester Stallone, Melissa Etheridge, Janeane Garofalo Episode 264th October 1993 Dave's high-rise buddy Meg Parsont (at a different building) makes her first and only appearance on CBS -- giving a description of her boyfriend Tony to a police sketch artist. 27 Isabella Rossellini, Bob Saget, Johnny Cash Episode 275th October 1993 Johnny Cash sings ""Don't Take Your Guns to Town."" 28 Candice Bergen, John Mendoza Episode 286th October 1993 Dave looks at new books for fall; Andy Dick returns as ""Donnie ... the CBS Page Who Likes to Suck Up."" 29 Don Rickles, Tracey Ullman, Johnny Cash Episode 297th October 1993 30 Connie Chung, Mary Chapin Carpenter Episode 308th October 1993 ""Celebrities in the Audience"" makes its first appearance on the new show, as guests from previous shows are introduced in the crowd -- Glenn Close, Sylvester Stallone, Jerry Lewis, Jimmy Carter, Siskel & Ebert and Bob Borden. 31 Kathie Lee Gifford, Matt Dillon Episode 3111th October 1993 32 Stupid Pet Tricks, Howard Stern, Rosanne Cash Episode 3212th October 1993 33 Kirstie Alley, Rick Ocasek, Jeff Colton Episode 3313th October 1993 34 David Brenner, Gloria Estefan, Sean Young Episode 3414th October 1993 35 Tom Arnold, Rich Hall, Jon Weiss Episode 3515th October 1993 36 Dennis Miller, Tony Bennett, Sandra Bullock Episode 3618th October 1993 37 David Steinberg, Emmylou Harris, Bo Jackson Episode 3719th October 1993 38 Dan Rather, Penelope Ann Miller, Gin Blossoms Episode 3820th October 1993 39 Bob Newhart, Guru, Chloe Disker Episode 3921st October 1993 40 Martin Mull, The Pogues, Jean Louie Episode 4022nd October 1993 41 Sean Connery, Jake Johannsen, Fran Drescher Episode 4125th October 1993 42 Phil Donahue, Art Garfunkel, Lenny Dykstra, Paul Molitor Episode 4226th October 1993 43 Marv Albert, Cindy Crawford, Natalie Cole Episode 4327th October 1993 44 George Foreman, INXS & Ray Charles Episode 4428th October 1993 45 Martin Lawrence, Phil Collins Episode 4529th October 1993 46 Jay Thomas, Squeeze, Martha Stewart Episode 461st November 1993 47 Terry Garr, Paul Simon Episode 472nd November 1993 48 Mike Wallace, Jimmy Cliff, Faith Ford Episode 483rd November 1993 49 Annie Potts, Natalie Merchant, Dorothy Nash Episode 494th November 1993 Natalie Merchant - ""Because the Night"" 50 Tony Curtis, The Breeders, Calvin Trillian Episode 505th November 1993 51 Michael Keaton, Barbara Walters Episode 518th November 1993 52 Evander Holyfield, Phil Hartman, The BoDeans Episode 529th November 1993 53 Mary Tyler Moore, Jackson Browne, Rita Rudner Episode 5310th November 1993 Mary Tyler Moore treats Late Show viewers to a video clip of Dave from her 1978 variety show, ""Mary,"" in which she smashes a grapefruit in Dave's face. Also, Dave, Biff, Gaines, Anton and Laurie Diamond get their teeth cleaned. 54 Tom Selleck, Pete Townsend Episode 5411th November 1993 55 Barry Bonds, Carol Kane, Living Colour Episode 5512th November 1993 56 Sinbad, Trisha Yearwood, Charlie Sheen Episode 5615th November 1993 57 Billy Crystal, Los Lobos Episode 5716th November 1993 58 Stupid Human Tricks, Jon Lovitz, George Thoroughgood Episode 5817th November 1993 59 Billy Connolly, Bob Dylan, Charles Kuralt Episode 5918th November 1993 60 Dana Carvey, Meatloaf, Joan Cusak Episode 6019th November 1993 61 Marilu Henner, Heart, Father Guido Sarducci Episode 6122nd November 1993 ""Meet the Neighbors,"" conclusion: The outside cam goes to K & L's Rock America to see Mujibur Rahman and Sirajul Islam, and Dave has them round up Bart Dadon, Fern Chapnick, Rupert Jee, Alexandra Mitsakis and Charlie Levy from the nearby stores and businesses. 62 Robert Klein, Cowboy Junkies, Bobby Knight Episode 6223rd November 1993 63 Bryant Gumbel, Taylor Dayne, Dave Attel Episode 6324th November 1993 64 Penn & Teller, Dwight Yoakam, Gabriel Byrne Episode 6425th November 1993 Throughout the night, Calvert reports from the parade; as he does every year, Dave guesses what pies his mother made this Thanksgiving; Gabriel Byrne plugs ""Point of No Return."" 65 Kelsey Grammar, Patrick Ewing, Warren Zevon Episode 6526th November 1993 66 James Belushi, Carlene Carter, Lauren Holley Episode 6629th November 1993 In ""Bad Phone Call,"" Dave calls the father of Michelle Polikas to tell him she's living with Bob Howard. Also, Dave takes two suckers away from Angel the camera man, and he gives them to Bob and Michelle. 67 Robin Williams, Larry Johnson Episode 6730th November 1993 Mandy Patinkin drops by (along with Tony Randall), and asks for rehearsal time. Before Dave gets a chance to say no, Mandy and the CBS Orchestra perform a fully-arranged ""Rockabye Your Baby."" 68 Sam Donaldson, Mike Myers, Nanci Griffith Episode 681st December 1993 69 Jeremy Irons, Bruce Hornsby Episode 692nd December 1993 Dave buys Paul a fake Rolex off the street; Chris Elliott is on hand for the world premiere of his surrealist art film ""The Traveling Poet."" 70 Charles Grodin, Bryan Adams, Jack Hannah Episode 703rd December 1993 71 Sally Field, Carly Simon, Robert Duvall Episode 7113th December 1993 72 Larry King, The Band, Kevin Pollack Episode 7214th December 1993 73 Luciano Pavarotti, Marisa Tomei, Wayne Cotter Episode 7315th December 1993 74 Tom Hanks, Gipsy Kings, Joan Plowright Episode 7416th December 1993 75 Rush Limbaugh, Harry Connick Jr. Episode 7517th December 1993 Dave visits some handwriting analysts; Rush Limbaugh promotes his new book. 76 Whoopi Goldberg, Clint Black, John Witherspoon Episode 7620th December 1993 77 Will Smith, The Lemonheads, Emmit Smith Episode 7721st December 1993 78 Bob Costas, Toni Braxton, Debi Mazar Episode 7822nd December 1993 79 Dennis Franz, Mike Judge, Andy Williams Episode 7923rd December 1993 80 Joan Lunden, Ian Moore, Wendy Wasserstein Episode 8027th December 1993 81 Jason Priestly, Terry Bradshaw, Norm MacDonald Episode 8128th December 1993 82 Bonnie Hunt, Tony Toni Tone, Dennis Rogers Episode 8229th December 1993 Dave comments on FOX taking away CBS' NFL coverage; strongman Dennis ""Mighty Mite"" Rogers lifts weights. 83 Julia Roberts, Cracker, Wolfgang Puck Episode 8330th December 1993 84 Rosanne and Tom Arnold, Jon Bon Jovi Episode 8431st December 1993 85 Jane Pauley, Art Donavan Episode 853rd January 1994 86 Beau Bridges, Sandra Bernhard, 4 Non Blondes Episode 864th January 1994 87 Rosie O'Donnell, Lou Reed, Neil Patrick Harris Episode 875th January 1994 88 Chris Elliot, Itzhak Perlman, Cokie Roberts Episode 886th January 1994 Chris Elliott performs the title song from ""Cabaret;"" legendary violinist Itzhak Perlman follows with a rendition of ""Danse Espagnole."" After Perlman's performance, Dave wants to go backstage and slap Chris. 89 Martin Mull, Drew Carey, Dana Delany Episode 897th January 1994 90 Rudolph Giuliani, Faith Hill, Ricki Lake Episode 9010th January 1994 91 Troy Aikman, Marilyn Horne, Jon Stewart Episode 9111th January 1994 The ghost of Ed Sullivan introduces trampoline star Tom Boleen; Troy Aikman throws footballs into cabs on Broadway, and later, from a trampoline. 92 Smothers Brothers, Indigo Girls, Sara McClendan Episode 9212th January 1994 93 George Carlin, Urge Overkill, Jan Hooks Episode 9313th January 1994 George Carlin promotes his new sitcom; Calvert drops by as ""The Guy Who Thinks Dave's Name is Randy."" 94 Chevy Chase, George Miller, Halle Berry Episode 9414th January 1994 95 Richard Harris, Taj Mahal & Etta James, David Spade Episode 9517th January 1994 96 David Brenner, Travis Tritt, Madeline Stowe Episode 9618th January 1994 97 Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville, Bruno Kirby Episode 9719th January 1994 Dave gets dragged by a cab; the cast of ""Cats"" runs into the Ed Sullivan Theater to take a bow. 98 Demi Moore, Willie Nelson & Shelby Lynne, Al Franken Episode 9820th January 1994 99 Dan Rather, Dave Pirner & Victoria Williams, Brett Hull Episode 9921st January 1994 100 Jimmy Johnson, Martin Lawrence, Concrete Blonde Episode 10031st January 1994 Concrete Blonde – ""Mexican Moon"" 101 Tom Brokaw, Julie Cavner, Joshua Catheson Episode 1011st February 1994 102 Aidan Quinn, Crowded House, Michael Lamonaco Episode 1022nd February 1994 Dave comments on the upcoming Winter Olympics in Norway; staff members Debbie Drimmer, Rick Scheckman and John Beckerman tell all about their vacations last week. 103 Sarah Jessica Parker, Jerry Van Dyke Episode 1033rd February 1994 104 Ellen Barkin, Peter Frampton, Amanda Archaleta Episode 1044th February 1994 Peter Frampton sits in; Dave discusses Clinton's health care plan with a group of cab drivers; seven-year-old sheep handler Amanda Archiletta does an on-stage demonstration. 105 Walter Cronkite, Natalie Merchant Episode 1057th February 1994 106 Alec Baldwin, Blues Traveler, Norman Vaughn Episode 1068th February 1994 107 Dan Aykroyd, Anna Klempsey, Peter Arnette Episode 1079th February 1994 108 Siskel & Ebert, Daryl Hall, Muggsy Bogues Episode 10810th February 1994 109 Steven Seagal, Salt N Peppa, Johnathan Soloman Episode 10911th February 1994 110 Super Dave Osborne, Brad Privott Episode 11014th February 1994 111 Richard Simmons Episode 11115th February 1994 James - ""Laid"" 112 Regis Philbin, Richard Thompson, Ben Stiller Episode 11216th February 1994 Throughout the night, champion canines from the Westminster Dog Show walk across the stage; Dorothy does a little shopping in Lillehammer. 113 Phil Hartman, George Benson, Michael Madsen Episode 11317th February 1994 Dorothy interviews Tommy Moe; Phil Hartman promotes Greedy. 114 Bebe Neuwirth, Jackson Browne Episode 11418th February 1994 David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave surveys residents of Scotch Plains, NJ about the Olympics; Bebe Neuwirth promotes ""Damn Yankees"" and her anticipated guest appearance on ""Frasier."" 115 Sinbad, UB40, Luke Perry Episode 11521st February 1994 Dave proposes marriage on behalf of an audience member; UB40 performs ""Higher Ground."" 116 Marv Albert, Sinead O'Connor, Ricky Jay Episode 11622nd February 1994 117 Stupid Human Tricks, Wynonna Judd, Laurence Fishburne Episode 11723rd February 1994 Two guys pretending to be Dave and Paul ice skate; Laurence Fishburne promotes Searching for Bobby Fischer. 118 Brett Butler, Linda Rondstat, Don Imus Episode 11824th February 1994 119 Michael J. Fox, Spin Doctors & Roger Daltrey Episode 11925th February 1994 Dorothy recaps her two weeks in Lillehammer; Michael J. Fox promotes Greedy. 120 Gary Shandling, Sting, Nigel Mansell Episode 12028th February 1994 121 Dan Jansen, Dennis Miller, Meatloaf Episode 1211st March 1994 122 John Larroquette, Bonnie Raitt, Jerry Butler, & Ben E. King, Jennifer Jason Leigh Episode 1222nd March 1994 123 Geena Davis, Aerosmith Episode 1233rd March 1994 124 Anthony Hopkins, ZZ Top, Dennis Leary Episode 1244th March 1994 125 Alan King, Aretha Franklin Episode 12514th March 1994 126 Jay Thomas, Crash Test Dummies, Kevin Spacey Episode 12615th March 1994 127 Richard Harris, Carol King, Ron Howard Episode 12716th March 1994 128 Bill Cosby, Sheryl Crow Episode 12821st March 1994 Dave shows an anonymous gift (Jonathan Estrada, maybe?) of a block of cheese shaped like Oklahoma. Also, up-and-coming singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow performs ""Leaving Las Vegas."" 129 Diane Sawyer, John Michael Montgomery, Elle MacPherson Episode 12922nd March 1994 Ten cabbies present the Top Ten; Diane Sawyer sneaks in footage of Dave from his weatherman days; Chris Elliott shows a clip from his new movie ""Poolside Ecstasy."" 130 Kevin Kline, Placido Domingo Episode 13023rd March 1994 ""New Pharmaceuticals"" include ""Hot 'n' Spicy Tylenol,"" ""L'eggs Metal Pipe Resistant Pantyhose,"" and ""Nipsey's Own Anti-Bacterial Ointment."" Regis interrupts the segment to tell Dave he's not even trying anymore. Also, during her annual Oscars special, Barbara Walters makes Dave cry. 131 Bob Saget, Tori Amos, John Waters Episode 13128th March 1994 New York native Gurnek Basanti drives his cab into the theater; Dave devours an entire tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. 132 Thea Vidal, Stomp, Buck Henry Episode 13229th March 1994 Dave brags about the birth of his nephew; Buck Henry promotes his new book. 133 Martin Short, Sammy Hagar, Mary Stuart Masterson Episode 13330th March 1994 ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Get into the Hard Rock Cafe?"" Apparently, he can do it with ease, but ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Get into the Russian Tea Room?"" Without hesitation, our hero gets a table for one. 134 Madonna, Counting Crows Episode 13431st March 1994 Dave watches a live feed of himself watching the show at home while he's taping the show in the theater. Shots include toasting waffles, crying to Kenny Rogers music, milking a goat, and bothering Dan Rather. Also, Madonna drops by to plug her new album, spews profanities with aplomb, then refuses to leave. 135 Charles Grodin, Elvis Costello & The Attractions Episode 1351st April 1994 A day after Madonna arouses/grosses out the American viewing public by, among other things, offering Dave her underwear, Charles Grodin comes on the show tonight to offer his. Later, musical guest Elvis Costello and the Attractions perform ""13 Steps Lead Down,"" and the nerd-rocker gives Dave his sock. 136 Bob Uecker, Cheap Trick, Michael McKean Episode 1364th April 1994 Dave can't seem to remove his shoe, and with no shoehorn available, he runs outside and asks a cab driver to run over his foot. 137 Ted Koppel, Wynton Marsalis, Carrie Fisher Episode 1375th April 1994 138 Andie MacDowell, Rich Hall, Matt Kramer Episode 1386th April 1994 Paul Newman jumps out of the audience, claiming to take a powder when he learns that Madonna won't be on. Instead, he walks across Broadway to see Cats. 139 Kirstie Alley, Boz Scaggs, Calvin Trillian Episode 1397th April 1994 Shortly after a baseball-themed Top Ten, Dave goes on a brief rant about how overpaid the players are. 140 Tom Brokaw, Blind Melon, Julie Brown Episode 1408th April 1994 Tonight marks the Late Show debut of ""The Strong Guy, the Fat Guy, the Genius,"" which pits three men of said traits against each other in various undertakings. Of the three rounds of play, they each win one competition. 141 Don Rickles, Jeff Stearns, Liz Phair Episode 14118th April 1994 Mujibur and Sirajul make a visit to Mickey the barber, and they promptly receive free haircuts. Soon afterwards, Don Rickles goes in for a trim. Also, Liz Phair (in her first appearance on the show) performs ""Never Said."" 142 Jack Lemmon, Lyle Lovett & Al Green Episode 14219th April 1994 ""Rejected FDA Items"" include Medicated Pringles, Tic-Tacs with Real Ticks and Tacks, Deodorant with Raisins, Milk with Adjustable Dates, and Madonna Soap; Lyle Lovett and Al Green perform ""Funny How Time Slips Away."" 143 Dennis Hopper, Jessye Norman, Uta Pippig Episode 14320th April 1994 During Mailbag, Dave discusses a certain much-publicized divorce with ""Roseanne Arnold"" (Gerard). Later, he chats with Boston Marathon winner Uta Pippig. 144 Ellen DeGeneres, Raquel Welch, Candlebox Episode 14421st April 1994 Dave names Jimmy Johnson as the new head coach of the show; Ellen DeGeneres promotes ""These Friends of Mine."" 145 Tom Snyder, Ray Liotta Episode 14522nd April 1994 Future Dave lead-in Tom Snyder promotes his new (and ultimately doomed) Larry King-style cable talk show. 146 Father Guido Sarducci, Reba McEntire, Pierre Frene Episode 14625th April 1994 Dave notices an empty seat in the third row, so he brings in a guy from outside to fill it. 147 Joan Lunden, Gin Blossoms, Michael Moore Episode 14726th April 1994 Dave finds a stray blue card on his desk and returns it to Regis and Kathie Lee. Also, Gin Blossoms perform ""Hey Jealousy."" 148 Jerry Seinfeld, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Norm Abram Episode 14827th April 1994 Donny Osmond and Calvert star in the Late Show's version of the Menendez Brothers' life story. 149 Sissy Spacek, Bonnie Raitt, Daniel Low Episode 14928th April 1994 Dave tries to wake up and gets soaked with Gatorade; Tony Randall helps Mandy Patinkin practice a musical number; Dave ""grills"" seven-year-old hole expert Daniel Lowe. 150 Joe Pesci, Randy Travis, Dan Wilkinson Episode 15029th April 1994 Dave harasses hotel doormen, and later he chats with NFL draft pick Dan Wilkinson. 151 Jerry Van Dyke, The Neville Brothers Episode 1512nd May 1994 The outside cam heads to Times Square, during which Dave invites passerby Amy Butler in to co-host. Later in the show, Dave and Amy reflect on the wonderful weather (he's really just flirting with her). 152 Robin Williams, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, Mark Leyner Episode 1523rd May 1994 Dave gets a parking ticket; Robin Williams promotes ""Comic Relief VI."" 153 Mia Farrow, Tim McGraw, Jimmie Walker Episode 1534th May 1994 Throughout the night, we have an assortment of ""Happy Endings,"" providing a satisfying coda to unusual situations. Also, Dave shows a sample of the new ""Caning Strength Bufferin."" 154 Brett Butler, Rob Lowe, Sarah McLachlan Episode 1545th May 1994 Dave brings out 70 cases of Gatorade that were received after the stunt in Show #149. Later, he goes up to his office to watch the CBS Evening News. 155 Sharon Stone, Chris Farley Episode 1556th May 1994 Dave discusses politics with a bunch of cabbies; Chris Farley demonstrates his physically demanding comedy routine; Sharon Stone waltzes with one of the cabbies. 156 Billy Crystal, Ray Charles Episode 1569th May 1994 Dave takes his show to LA for the first time since 1985. Dave throws a pencil into a wading pool that's behind his desk, and a dog retrieves it. Dave then gets into the pool to give the pencil to the dog. Later, another pencil is retrieved from the pool by Billy Crystal; ""Mayor Richard Riordan"" (Calvert) presents the Top Ten; Ray Charles performs ""What'd I Say?"" 157 Michael Keaton, Angela Lansbury Episode 15710th May 1994 L.A., Day 2: Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda is seen gulping down Slim-Fast; Dodgers pitchers Orel Hershiser, Roger McDowell, Tom Candiotti and Jim Gott hurl fastballs toward the camera. 158 James Cahn, David Copperfield, Julia Louis-Dreyfus Episode 15811th May 1994 LA, Day 3: Dave ends the show early, and then flies back to New York. Paul finds him working the cashier at K&L Rock America, so they bring Mujibur and Sirajul to CBS Television City. Also, Richard Simmons sabotages the Top Ten list because he thinks it's insulting. 159 Candice Bergen, Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Magic Johnson Episode 15912th May 1994 L.A., Day 4: It's time for ""Los Angeles Souvenirs,"" including a Fabio Lawn Gnome, Record Industry Weasel Magazine, and a Honk-If-You've-Slept-with-Madonna bumper sticker. ""Madonna"" (Calvert) walks by to tell Dave he's/she's offended, and slaps him. 160 Bette Midler, Traffic Episode 16013th May 1994 A very special guest presents the Top Ten (see recap); Bette Midler performs ""Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy."" 161 Heather Locklear, Travis Tritt, Harvey Pekar Episode 16116th May 1994 Travis Tritt performs ""Foolish Pride,"" while Harvey Pekar actually censors himself, much to Dave's chagrin. 162 Jeff Goldblum, Sonic Youth, James Carville Episode 16217th May 1994 Dave finally has his photos from LA developed, and an audience guys helps him display the photos on the Times Square Jumbotron. Later in the show, all of tonight's guests (Slash, James Carville, and Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth) also have their photos taken for the Jumbotron. 163 Stupid Pet Tricks, Carol Burnett, Emmylou Harris Episode 16318th May 1994 It's time for more celebrities in the audience, including Michael J. Fox, Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Shaffer, Kathie Lee Gifford, and Bill Cobsy. Also, Carol Burnett promotes her made-for-TV movie Seasons of the Heart. 164 Barbara Walters, Mariah Carey Episode 16419th May 1994 Dave quizzes the audience on last week's trip to LA. 165 Eddie Murphy, Tony Bennett, Wayne Cotter Episode 16520th May 1994 Dave freshens up by walking outside the theater, towards a hot dog vendor, and washing his face in the dirty hot dog water. Also, Creepy Dave drops by annoy Dave again: ""What's up?"" 166 Rick Moranis, Jimmy Buffett, Stefan Seville Episode 16623rd May 1994 Dave makes another bad phone call for an audience member; Rick Moranis promotes The Flintstones, and his interview is interrupted by co-star John Goodman; Tony cleans Dave's desk. 167 Woody Harrelson, Louie Anderson, Isaiah Thomas Episode 16724th May 1994 Dave is missing his opening ""billboard"" card with tonight's guests listed on them, so he leaves the theater, goes to the NBC Nightly News studio and gets it from a confused Tom Brokaw. 168 Kevin Pollak, Chris Isaak, Jacques Pepin Episode 16825th May 1994 Dave finds a sports reporter from Indianapolis outside and invites him in; Dave launches ""Top Ten Plus,"" the quicker and more efficient Top Ten list; after Dave mocks a magazine with the headline ""Sweat with Fabio,"" the male model drops a sandbag on the desk, and Dave throws him out of the theater. 169 Rosie O'Donnell, Laurie Morgan, Bronson Pinchot Episode 16926th May 1994 Jets take off at JFK Airport; Rosie O'Donnell promotes The Flintstones. 170 The Pretenders, Daniel Stern Episode 17027th May 1994 Dave helps Nancy Agostini find an apartment in the city; The Pretenders perform ""Night in My Veins."" 171 Reggie Miller, Spike Lee, Tony Randall, Tony Toni Tone Episode 1716th June 1994 Dave escorts the Stand-by Audience (all 40 of 'em) to a restaurant a few blocks away from the Ed Sullivan Theater. He later invites sailors in the audience to visit FlashDancers across the street. 172 Craig T. Nelson, David Sanborn, Al Unser Jr. Episode 1727th June 1994 Dave hands out ""Warning Label"" props to the audience; another ""CBS Special Report"" finds Alan Richardson reporting on his socks. 173 Mariel Hemmingway, George Miller, Mandy Patinkin Episode 1738th June 1994 Dave's coffee is cold, so he goes out and warms it himself with a taxi battery; George Miller comments on today's solar eclipse; Dave picks a dead fly off his sport coat. 174 Macaulay Culkin, Randy Newman, Mona Frey Episode 1749th June 1994 An audience member plays a staged version of ""The Price is Right,"" and wins a can of flour. Also, Michael Buffer fills in for Billy Wendell, announcing tonight's guests (not to mention Paul and the flour guy) with his distinct baritone. 175 David Brenner, Johnny Cash, Keanu Reeves Episode 17510th June 1994 Mujibur and Sirajul begin their Coast-to-Coast Tour, leaving NYC on a private jet; Keanu Reeves promotes Speed; Dave interviews David Brenner about his new radio show, and oddly enough, Dave will be David's first guest on his radio show premiere the next day. 176 Jeremy Irons, Chris Rock, Hakeem Olajuwon Episode 17613th June 1994 On their first leg of the Coast-to-Coast Tour, Mujibur and Sirajul report from Niagra Falls, saluting the US flag. Paul says the idea ""looked great on paper."" Also, Dave chats with Hakeem Olajuwon of the NBA Champion Houston Rockets. 177 Ted Danson, David Byrne, Carl Reiner Episode 17714th June 1994 Dave selects two audience members to receive tickets to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Marv Albert hands out the tickets and shows a hockey blooper. 178 Show #0178 Episode 17815th June 1994 Three members of the 1994 Stanley Cup Champion New York Rangers drop by, and later they let Morty take a picture of the Cup. 179 Jon Lovitz, Sandra Bullock, Spin Doctors Episode 17916th June 1994 Jon Lovitz laments the demise of ""The Critic;"" Sandra Bullock promotes Speed. 180 Teri Garr, Yes Episode 18023rd June 1994 Stone Temple Pilots – ""Vasoline"" 181 Fran Drescher, Jack Palance, Seal Episode 18120th June 1994 182 Dan Rather, Nicholas Turturro, Al Jarreau, Kathleen Battle Episode 18221st June 1994 183 Julia Roberts, Stone Temple Pilots, Jake Johannsen Episode 18322nd June 1994 After a technical error prevents it from being performed the previous night, Dave presents the rest of the ""NBA Finals Quiz."" Now feeling a little queasy due to all the stress of the past two nights, Dave points out that he has a body double that will stand in for him when the time comes for him to get medical attention. Also, Dan Rather sings ""Wreck of the Old 97."" 184 Howard Stern, Kate Nelligan, John Mellencamp Episode 18424th June 1994 John Mellencamp – ""Wild Night"" 185 Siskel & Ebert, Tom Jones, Sam Cassell, Trisha Yearwood Episode 18527th June 1994 On their latest stop, Mujibur and Sirajul get serenaded by Tom Jones in Las Vegas. Wondering who's been operating K&L Rock America while they've been gone, Dave finds Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert running the shop in their place. 186 Penelope Ann Miller, Barbara Streisand, Mary Matalin, Tori Amos Episode 18628th June 1994 Barbra Streisand walks on the set and gives Dave two tickets to her show at Radio City Music Hall. Dave gives them away to a woman in the audience. 187 Daniel Boulud, Helen Hunt, Green Day Episode 18729th June 1994 ""Coast to Coast with Mujibur and Sirajul"" -- tonight, they're fly-fishing in Madison Valley, Montana, with their teaching guide, Craig. 188 Siskel & Ebert, Andrea Martin, Indigo Girls Episode 18830th June 1994 In a spoof of Home Shopping Network, Dave sells ""Dave and Paul Collection Plates,"" giving out the phone number of head writer Rob Burnett. Also, Dave invites Megan and Tim, a couple from Kansas City, in from the storm, gives them towels to dry off, and offers them seats by the spiral stairway, where they stay throughout the show. 189 Connie Chung, Phil Collins Episode 1891st July 1994 190 Neil Diamond, Richard Simmons Episode 1904th July 1994 Dave takes a cue card from Tony Mendez, re-reads a joke and then has the cue card passed around the audience. Later, Calvert DeForest dresses up as Barbra Streisand and performs ""The Way We Were,"" and guest Richard Simmons sings a patriotic medley. 191 Patrick Stewart, Ryan Cobb, Melissa Etheridge Episode 1915th July 1994 192 Show #0192 Episode 1926th July 1994 Dave leaves the show after the monologue and heads upstairs to read Wresting Magazine with his face in a mud mask, and Paul retrieves him. Later, famed soccer commentator Andres Cantor repeats his most famous line to Dave: ""ggoooooooooaaaaaaallllll!"" 193 Tom Hanks, Toad the Wet Sprocket Episode 1937th July 1994 The Runaway Camera is roaming the streets of New York City, getting squeegied, hit by a bike, down a manhole, running into Rupert Jee, and going into ""Cats"" and ""Flashdancers."" Later, in dueling clips, Dave shows embarassing clips of Tom Hanks from ""The Love Boat,"" ""Taxi,"" and ""Happy Days."" Tom retaliates with an embarassing clip of Dave from ""Mork and Mindy."" 194 Harry Connick, Jr., Michael Lomonaco, Pete Sampras, Catherine O'Hara Episode 1948th July 1994 195 Buzz Aldrin, Susan Sarandon, Midnight Oil Episode 19518th July 1994 Dave returns to outside the Today Show set and displays his sign: ""Happy 100th Birthday, Willard""; in honor of the 25th anniversary of the moon landing, we see Dave accomplishing the same feat; Midnight Oil performs ""Sometimes."" 196 Gary Sinise, Ricki Lake, Julio Iglesias Episode 19619th July 1994 Ricki Lake promotes her supporting role in the upcoming Cabin Boy; Gary Sinise plugs Forrest Gump. 197 Show #0197 Episode 19720th July 1994 ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Say Hello on a N. Y. C. Pay Phone?"" The answer? Mais oui! Also, one of the all-time great Stupid Pet Tricks makes a triumphant return when Kevin Dechico and his dog ""Air Buddy"" shoot hoops onstage. 198 Show #0198 Episode 19821st July 1994 Cold opening: Kenny Rogers tells Dave when to hold ‘um and when to fold ‘um. Dave also stops the show midway through to just kick back in his chair and relax, then reflect on the show thus far. 199 Show #0199 Episode 19922nd July 1994 200 Show #0200 Episode 20025th July 1994 Dave fills up a pothole outside the studio with joke cards; Jim Carrey's limo is towed away. 201 Show #0201 Episode 20126th July 1994 The pothole Dave filled up with blue joke cards the previous night is sealed by none other then Mayor Guiliani; the pothole is danced upon by several fabulous babes performing Rockette-style kicks; Gin Blossoms and Kiss perform ""Christine Sixteen."" 202 Show #0202 Episode 20227th July 1994 A severed head perks out of the pothole; a doctor stands in the backdrop in case Dave suddenly becomes sick during the show; Sirajul asks a group of fishermen in South Dakota what they think of hometown boy Tom Brokaw. 203 Show #0203 Episode 20328th July 1994 Dave comments on Tony's cue card work, then makes a bad phone call for an audience member with mother issues. 204 Show #0204 Episode 20429th July 1994 205 Show #0205 Episode 2051st August 1994 206 Show #0206 Episode 2062nd August 1994 Dave attends the Whitewater Hearings; up-and-coming starlet Cameron Diaz promotes ""The Mask""; Dave finally chats with Stevie Nicks (whose manager Dave criticized several years before). 207 Show #0207 Episode 2073rd August 1994 The show is interrupted all night long by (bogus) CBS News special reports by anchor Alan Richardson, who sings, is beaten up by a bus driver, pitches Mountain Dew and swears about the prime lending rate. 208 Show #0208 Episode 2084th August 1994 After Dave sings a horrible rendition of ""Oklahoma,"" Paul demands to hear a better version. Soon after, John and Bonnie Raitt come on stage to show Dave how it's done. 209 Show #0209 Episode 2095th August 1994 210 Show #0210 Episode 2108th August 1994 Dave and model Inna Mirovich toss back some vodka. Later, Howard Stern admits that he had to drop out of the New York governor's race because he refused to reveal his yearly income. 211 Show #0211 Episode 2119th August 1994 212 Show #0212 Episode 21210th August 1994 Dave looks at ""What's On Other Channels;"" the Smothers Brothers perform. 213 Show #0213 Episode 21311th August 1994 214 Show #0214 Episode 21412th August 1994 215 Show #0215 Episode 21515th August 1994 216 Show #0216 Episode 21616th August 1994 Rupert brings soup to tonight's guests; Dave reflects on the Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley wedding. 217 Show #0217 Episode 21717th August 1994 218 Show #0218 Episode 21818th August 1994 219 Show #0219 Episode 21919th August 1994