Season 9

01 The Coolest Death Ever! Episode 120th April 2016 Niiiice. 02 Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning Episode 225th April 2016 Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates? 03 The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do Episode 329th April 2016 Alright, alright, alright… 04 When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request Episode 42nd May 2016 It’s an elementary act of deduction. 05 The Opposite of a Wing Man Episode 54th May 2016 Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man. 06 If Adult Cereals Had Mascots Episode 66th May 2016 Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults! 07 When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked Episode 711th May 2016 You see, this is our Facebook thread now. 08 When “Sure” Actually Means “No” Episode 813th May 2016 Just say no. 09 You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care” Episode 916th May 2016 It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it. 10 Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed Episode 1018th May 2016 The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man. 11 These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal Episode 1120th May 2016 At least Grant thinks they’re funny. 12 What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video Episode 1224th May 2016 Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong. 13 Shopping for a New Version of You Episode 1328th May 2016 Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because? 14 After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You Episode 143rd June 2016 Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity. 15 It Will Never Be Cold Again! Episode 159th June 2016 Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers? 16 Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post! Episode 1610th June 2016 For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo. 17 You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade” Episode 1716th June 2016 We would have crushed it in the 1770s. 18 This Thumbnail Is a Butt Episode 1817th June 2016 Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home. 19 How Uber Rides Are like First Dates Episode 1924th June 2016 Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered? 20 Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia Episode 201st July 2016 If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce? 21 If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk Episode 212nd July 2016 Putting the “W” in “NSFW”. 22 Strip Clubs Suck Episode 227th July 2016 Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny! 23 Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes Episode 238th July 2016 A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them. 24 What to Do in an Earthquake Episode 2421st July 2016 Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them. 25 Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day Episode 2523rd July 2016 If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one. 26 If Internet Ads Were Salesmen Episode 2626th July 2016 You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match. 27 Everything Is Too PC These Days Episode 2728th July 2016 Isn’t that technically a microaggression? 28 Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He? Episode 286th August 2016 It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election. 29 Why Summer Is Women’s Winter Episode 2913th August 2016 When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze! 30 Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends Episode 3026th August 2016 What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk? 31 Canceling Plans Showdown Episode 3122nd April 2016 A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.