Season 1

01 Double Vision Episode 115th April 2003 A complaining customer has to be dealt with, Dave and Happy style (blood will flow). 02 Last Man Standing Episode 222nd April 2003 Rita has an admirer. Dave is displeased whilst Mand has to return to work as a lapdancer and Happy is cheesed off. 03 Different Strokes Episode 329th April 2003 When Rita catches Dave in a comprising position, Dave has to keep her quiet at any cost. 04 Almost Blue Episode 46th May 2003 Mo wants to marry off his daughter while Dave rekindles his love for a married woman. 05 The Cut and Shut Episode 513th May 2003 Dave and Happy explore ever more dodgy business dealings, but they're being watched. 06 Heart of the Matter Episode 620th May 2003 Mo settles down to watch a late night movie and his late wife Jasbir is around to make sure he pays for it. 07 Girl Crazy Episode 727th May 2003 Dave's lust brings out the worst in some women but he just can't help himself. His latest girlfriend, Tracie, who is very keen to marry him. In a drunken moment, he agrees. 08 The Drugs Don't Work Episode 83rd June 2003 Dave and Happy are on the road to salvation, each in their own way. 09 Hey Fever Episode 910th June 2003 10 Happy Days Episode 1017th June 2003 Rita meets the man of her dreams, Dave gets into bother with some Geordies, and Happy builds a wall with a racist.