Season 1

01 The Big Queasy Episode 124th October 1997 1. 'Prison Break'- Fussy Rocco endures hunger strike for better food but eats science specimens. 2. 'Cat Food'- Possibly poisoned salmon ruins posh party. 3. 'Weenie Wonderland'- Hot-dogs at Maxi-Frank theme park made with garbage. 4. 'Mixed Nuts'- Grocery clerk eats nuts previously sucked by Granny. 02 Boys and Ghouls Episode 231st October 1997 1. 'A Shot in the Dark'- The embarrassing ramifications of eating chili before a first date. 2. 'First Kiss'- Girl-shy tongue-tied guy transformed by a girl/ghost. 3. 'Blind Date'- A couple 'well suited'; First date at Halloween dance, costumes not necessary. 4. 'The Suspect'- Joe is fleeing in fear from cop, while cop is chasing Slasher in back seat of Joe's car. 03 Animal Maggotism Episode 37th November 1997 1. 'The Resurrection of Fluffy'- Dead pet bunny makes reappearance with help of dog and baby-sitter. 2. 'Fifi to Go'- Foreign cuisine's secret ingredient translates to horror for Peterson family on vacation. 3. 'Bug in the Ear'- Big game hunter scared of bugs; gets earwigs on the brain. 4. 'The Flying Kitten'- Far flung kitty twice saved. 04 Take This Job and Love It Episode 414th November 1997 1. 'Pizza Guy'- Pizza delivery guy encounters girl with an odd collection in her basement. 2. 'Carpet Man'- Carpet installer bonds with bird who then bonds with the carpet. 3. 'Out of the Blue'- A tabloid photographer chases an alien story and overturns spuds. 4. 'Blunder Bed'- Cockroach infested motel has magic finger beds. 05 Designer Tales Episode 521st November 1997 1. 'Diet Pill'- A beauty pageant contestant tries to win through dehydration but ends up getting soaked. 2. 'Spiders in the Hairdo'- Spiders nest in beehive. 3. 'The Fly'- A zipper caught ruins snob's dinner. 4. 'Hanging by a Thread'- Two high school fashion 'plates' compete for best dressed honours but end up overexposed. 06 Boo! Episode 628th November 1997 1. 'Snatched'- High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love 2. 'Graveyard Wager'- An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation 3. 'Puddle and the Glow Monster'- A scout-master gets his own after scaring the piddle out of Puddle 4. 'The Vampire'- Vampire waiter brings house specialty from basement at home 07 When You Gotta Go Episode 75th December 1997 1. 'Locked Out at 20,000'- Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit. 2. 'The $50 Porsche'- Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market. 3. 'The Bunker'- A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough. 4. 'A Concrete Cadillac'- Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament. 08 Law and Disorder Episode 812th December 1997 1. 'The Rug Bug'- While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below. 2. 'Cat-Napping'- 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped. 3. 'Free Gas'- Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas. 4. 'The Hook'- A close call for young lovers; killer's hook found hanging onto car...the musical. 09 Not the Waltons Episode 919th December 1997 1. 'Black Bean Soup'- Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match. 2. 'Bottle of Wine'- Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret. 3. 'To Pee or Not to Pee'- Fortune results when 'nature calls' an old woman to a funeral. 4. 'Break a Leg'- A 'consummate' leap ends cousins feud over bride at wedding. 10 Oops! Episode 1026th December 1997 1. 'The Moving Cactus'- Haughty horticultural society horrified as specimen spews forth snakes. 2. 'The Mystery Smell'- Professional couple unknowingly emit foul odour during opening night at a theatrical performance. 3. 'Fetch the Ball'- School stud loses chance with sweetheart when he sends her dog out of 3rd floor window to fetch a ball. 4. 'Accidental Cannibals'- Uncle Dimitri is the 'spice' of life...literally! 11 Gotcha! Episode 112nd January 1998 1. 'Dumb Waiter'- Chef/waiter gobs in soup for surly customer unaware that his daughter is sharing the meal. 2. 'Luggage'- A 'guilty' baggage handler replaces a little girl's dead dog; she is shocked to see the dog arrive alive. 3. 'Mama Mia'- Con artist granny has her way with Frank in the grocery store. 4. 'Jaxx in the Box'- Ultra cool club kid experiences latest craze and loses body to a hot little blonde number. 12 School Daze Episode 129th January 1998 1. 'Field Trip'- A little girl is put off her favourite juice upon seeing bad Billy 'hoark' into a vat of her favourite drink while at the factory. 2. 'The Story'- A boy and a girl express their feelings for each other through a written class exercise. 3. 'Panty Raid'- Frat boy downs woman's contacts while waiting for her panties. 4. 'The Experiment'- Dissected frog guts from science class end up in swim team's fundraiser chili. 13 End of the Day Episode 1316th January 1998 1. 'The Flower Lady'- Crossdressing once a year brings financial rewards to 'aging' film star. 2. 'The Bookkeeper'- Ernie would have become a bookkeeper had he been able to read/write, instead he becomes a millionaire. 3. 'Voice From Within'- Ghostbuster Dave locates family ghost trying to sabotage a move from the house. 4. 'Pig Story'- Only the pig's legs get eaten in exchange for heroic deeds performed for farm family.