Season 4

01 This Is Our Roman Empire Episode 125th February 2024 AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. 02 It's Okay, We're Engineers Episode 229th February 2024 This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. 03 Games Are Getting Older Episode 33rd March 2024 Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. 04 We Are The Main Character Episode 47th March 2024 Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. 05 Tear Down These Balls Episode 510th March 2024 In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. 06 Pants Episode 615th March 2024 Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. 07 How To Milk Your Dinosaur Episode 717th March 2024 Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. 08 Power Episode 821st March 2024 With great power, comes great Distractibility. 09 Old Is Awesome Episode 924th March 2024 It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. 10 No Topic Left Beef Episode 1028th March 2024 Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. 11 Wrong Answers Only Episode 1131st March 2024 Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. 12 Do You Fear Death-uh? Episode 124th April 2024 Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. 13 The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever Episode 137th April 2024 We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. 14 Cake Or AI? Episode 1411th April 2024 Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. 15 Cake Or AI Too Episode 1514th April 2024 Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. 16 Chugging Hot Tub Water Episode 1619th April 2024 Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. 17 Uplifting Children's Stories Episode 1721st April 2024 Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. 18 The Cursed Man Episode 1825th April 2024 Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it. 19 Bad Or Worse Episode 1928th April 2024 What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse. 20 At Least 20 Questions Episode 202nd May 2024 Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions. 21 20 More Questions (At Least) Episode 215th May 2024 Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! 22 Animal Noises Episode 229th May 2024 Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. 23 There Is No Excuse Episode 2312th May 2024 There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... 24 It's Over, It's Done Episode 2416th May 2024 Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement. 25 1000 Hour Energy Episode 2519th May 2024 Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. 26 World Wade Supremacy Episode 2623rd May 2024 THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* 27 Naming 100 Women Episode 2726th May 2024 100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. 28 My Body Betrayed Me Episode 2830th May 2024 Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. 29 Two Truths And A Lie Episode 292nd June 2024 Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! 30 Shotgun Roulette Episode 306th June 2024 So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. 31 The Inaugural Boat Episode Episode 319th June 2024 Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution. 32 We Should Buy A Movie Theater! Episode 3213th June 2024 Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! 33 The Room Where It Happened Episode 3317th June 2024 The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) 34 We Might Have Started The Fire Episode 3421st June 2024 Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. 35 20 Easy Questions Episode 3523rd June 2024 Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. 36 It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2) Episode 3627th June 2024 Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! 37 Best Of Times, Worst Of Times Episode 3730th June 2024 The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. 38 Saving You Money Episode 384th July 2024 Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com 39 The Dumb Of Humanity Episode 397th July 2024 I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. 40 Sorry For My Singing Episode 4011th July 2024 Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. 41 Red 40, Set Hut! Episode 4114th July 2024 Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. 42 A Special Message For Our Listeners Episode 4219th July 2024 Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. 43 Glauber Salt Episode 4321st July 2024 This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. 44 Theater Of The Mind Episode 4425th July 2024 The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... 45 Tongue Twisters Episode 4528th July 2024 Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions. 46 Worm Love Episode 461st August 2024 Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm? 47 The Last Great Debate Episode 474th August 2024 Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are. 48 Wade's Secret Words (Part 2) Episode 488th August 2024 Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode. 49 Big Or Small (Part 2) Episode 4911th August 2024 The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small? 50 Get More Stupider Episode 5015th August 2024 Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one. 51 On Success Episode 5118th August 2024 Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years. 52 The Dumb Of Introverts Episode 5222nd August 2024 Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert. 53 Mark's Secret Words Episode 5325th August 2024 Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe... 54 We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW) Episode 5429th August 2024 (WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024. 55 Conspiracy. CHANGE! Episode 551st September 2024 Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into. 56 Bob's Secret Words Episode 566th September 2024 Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again... 57 Best Of The Old Ads (Part One) Episode 578th September 2024 After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed! 58 Talent Episode 5812th September 2024 Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent. 59 WikiHow About Now? Episode 5915th September 2024 Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title. 60 Nah, I'd Win Episode 6019th September 2024 It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game. 61 The Episode You Can Taste Episode 6123rd September 2024 This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth. 62 All Nighters Episode 6226th September 2024 We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night. 63 The Most Cursed Moments Episode 6329th September 2024 With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history. 64 What Song Do You See? Episode 644th October 2024 Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey. 65 Try New Things Episode 656th October 2024 The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things. 66 Get More Stupider (Part 2) Episode 6610th October 2024 "Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!" 67 Parlor Games Episode 6714th October 2024 It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule. 68 QUITTER! Episode 6817th October 2024 You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head. 69 Two Sentence Horror Stories Episode 6920th October 2024 Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge. 70 More Villain Awards Episode 7025th October 2024 Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give? 71 Never Hug Your Teacher Episode 7127th October 2024 Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest. 72 Definitely Real Things Episode 7231st October 2024 The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade. 73 Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2) Episode 733rd November 2024 Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will? 74 Edutainment! Episode 747th November 2024 Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal. 75 Get Mad Libs Episode 7510th November 2024 Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs. 76 Wade Is Sopping Episode 7614th November 2024 Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement. 77 The Election Episode Episode 7717th November 2024 Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms. 78 Nah, I'd Win (Part 2) Episode 7821st November 2024 Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. 79 Florida or No Florida? Episode 7924th November 2024 Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. 80 Wade For President Episode 8028th November 2024 Together, we can Make America Wade Again! 81 Top 10 Things Episode 811st December 2024 Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. 82 Bob's Fridge (Part 2) Episode 825th December 2024 There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. 83 The Cost Is Correct Episode 838th December 2024 If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!” 84 Mark of Theseus Episode 8413th December 2024 Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? 85 What's Wrong With Video Games? Episode 8516th December 2024 Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! 86 [Insert Topic Here] Episode 8619th December 2024 [Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] 87 Merry Christmas, Bob! Episode 8722nd December 2024 Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. 88 New Year, Old Us Episode 8826th December 2024 Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... 89 Does Order Matters? Episode 8930th December 2024 New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. 90 Time and Stuff Episode 903rd January 2025 It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. 91 The Distractible Paradox Episode 915th January 2025 There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. 92 Where Am I?! Episode 929th January 2025 Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... 93 Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks Episode 9319th January 2025 As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. 94 There's An Easter Egg At 43:51 Episode 9423rd January 2025 Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. 95 Order Matters Too Episode 9526th January 2025 Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. 96 More Broken News Episode 9630th January 2025 Wade gets himself canceled. 97 Big Dog Energy Episode 973rd February 2025 No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. 98 Acronyms, But Better Episode 986th February 2025 Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) 99 WordPad Broke Episode 999th February 2025 All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. 100 Mark Prepared For This Episode 10013th February 2025 Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! 101 The Council of Distractible (Part 2) Episode 10116th February 2025 The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."