Season 1

01 Dictator Ship Episode 115th July 2012 Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death. 02 Looking for Love in Alderaan Places Episode 226th August 2012 Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess. 03 The Crotch Hugger Episode 316th September 2012 Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species. 04 Shipphylis Episode 411th November 2012 The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole. 05 License to Bone Episode 525th November 2012 The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus. 06 The Legend of Bronze Johnson Episode 69th December 2012 Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss. 07 Blade Jogger Episode 730th December 2012 Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant. 08 Sirens of Tetons Episode 813th January 2013 Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!” 09 Femalien Fatale Episode 927th January 2013 The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal. 10 Pride and Predator Juice Episode 1010th February 2013 Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood. 11 She Was a Lady Planet Episode 1124th February 2013 The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe. 12 Herman Episode 1210th March 2013 Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction. 13 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1 Episode 1311th April 2013 Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited. 14 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2 Episode 1425th April 2013 The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends. 15 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3 Episode 156th May 2013 Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.