Season 1

01 Crime Needs Wiping Up Episode 16th July 2004 Crime is a shit that needs wiping up. This is the first slice of Burnt Face Man. In this episode he kicks a crime box, wipes up some shit and meets Bastard Man, his biggest super villain foe. 02 BFM vs. Bastard Man and Man-Spider Episode 225th January 2005 Burnt Face Man's sense is tingling. A man tells that his girlfriend is trapped in a building that is on fire (which it isn't) but Burnt Face Man foolishly goes in it anyway, only to discover that it was a trap set by Burnt Face Man's arch-enemies, Bastard Man and Man-Spider. 03 BFM Gets A Golden Shower Episode 313th May 2005 Frying Pan City is in crisis when a really bad obnoxious smell is all over the city and Burnt Face Man goes to investigate to find out where the smell came from. 04 BFM vs. Slightly Bruised Man Episode 429th June 2005 Burnt Face Man gets cyber bullied on the Internet by Bastard Man but manages to block him. Afterwards Burnt Face Man makes a check on the Crime Monitor to see if there is a crime in progress, a crime is being committed but has already been prevented and is being upstaged by a new superhero, Slightly Bruised Man. 05 BFM Has Quit Episode 524th October 2005 Burnt Face Man quits being a superhero and sits watching TV and playing video games. Meanwhile Dr Eyebrows latest supervillain creations are no use to anyone. 06 BFM Writes His Own Episode Episode 64th March 2006 After getting tired of being made to look like an idiot, Burnt Face Man decides to write his own episode full of explosions and slap bass solos. 07 Washing Machine Special Episode 723rd November 2006 This is the obligatory Washing Machine Special that all series have to do at some point. Burnt Face Man now fed up of being a superhero joins the dark side. 08 BFM vs. God Episode 820th April 2008 Burnt Face Man receives direct orders from God to help a man with one hand slightly pinker than the other. 09 BFM vs. A Giant Snail Episode 921st January 2010 Since our last episode Burnt Face Man formed a folk duo with Captain Minstrel and toured Portugal. All was going well until a pigeon attended one of the gigs and found the melodies to be uninspiring. In his rage he pecked Burnt Face Man leaving a small red mark on his arm, but more importantly: infecting him with AIDS. Luckily Burnt Face Man had a box of matches and was able to set his bloodstream on fire and burn the AIDS. He also gained the power of having really hot blood for a few minutes but it wasn't put to much use.