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Season 3

6 episodes · 13th August 2012

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Episodes

01 Episode 1 still Episode 1 Episode 113th August 2012 A trendy coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino, the proprietor of a business specialising in wooden pallets gives us his idea of a sophisticated sales pitch in a specially made TV ad, a high street boutique delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter, and one of Burnistoun's youngest inhabitants escapes punishment for being late for school thanks to an inventive note from his dad. 02 Episode 2 still Episode 2 Episode 220th August 2012 The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose, two punters are unimpressed with the clientele in their local café, the job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness, and all is not well in Burnistoun's leafy suburbs when a resident struggles to put out the correct colour of wheelie bin. 03 Episode 3 still Episode 3 Episode 327th August 2012 Misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson invents a new way of packaging beer, 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party, pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy, The Kilty Club's Herry McLoudery massacres another Scots song, and Jolly Boy John displays some unusual ways with pakora. 04 Episode 4 still Episode 4 Episode 43rd September 2012 A local priest used a direct line to God to have daft banter with the Almighty,a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun with unintended consequences for its proprietor, eating a pizza proves problematic for a Burnistoun man out on a date, and we get a world premier of the instructional DVD 'How to Punch A Guy'. 05 Episode 5 still Episode 5 Episode 510th September 2012 The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent, pals Peter and Scott have a disagreement over what is acceptable footwear for the pub, Jolly Boy John has fun with some pet turtles in his latest home video, and two aggressive car salesmen foist a top-of-the-range motor on a reluctant passer-by. 06 Episode 6 still Episode 6 Episode 617th September 2012 The legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement, two punters enjoying a lock-in at the pub find their enjoyment eerily curtailed by the arrival of the pub's ghost, and one of Burnistoun's local football teams decides to sign some good-looking foreign fans to improve the look of the terraces.
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01 Iain Connell profile Iain Connell 02 Robert Florence profile Robert Florence 03 Richard Rankin profile Richard Rankin 04 Kirsty Strain profile Kirsty Strain 05 Louise Stewart profile Louise Stewart 06 Gerry McLaughlin profile Gerry McLaughlin 07 Iain Davidson profile Iain DavidsonDirector 08 Iain Connell profile Iain ConnellWriter / Creator 09 Robert Florence profile Robert FlorenceCreator
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