Season 5

01 September 15th, 2006 Episode 115th September 2006 <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, Racist TV, Diddy, Katie Couric; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan needs underpants, Kirsten Dunst’s sex stories, Brad Pitt marriage demands, 50 Cent gets arrested; Paul F. Tompkins Celebrity Defender: Paris Hilton drunk driving; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman freaks out over cockroach, paparazzi laugh at Jamiraqai, Martha Stewart licks David Letterman’s blood, Nicole Ritchie on Tyra, The Week in _itney: Britney, Whitney & Jitney; Best Week Ever: Little Richard. 02 September 22, 2006 Episode 222nd September 2006 <I>Grey’s Anatomy</I>, Fergie, Daytime Talk, TMX Elmo; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan actually hurt, Willie Nelson arrested, Jackie Chan admitted to doing porn (31 years ago) Courtney Love & Whitney Houston; <I>Greg Behrendt Show</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chicken Noodle Soup song, Barbie’s pooping dog, goofy composite sketch, <I>Wife Swap</I>: Pirates; This Week In Mario Lopez’s Ass; Best Week Ever: Arugula. 03 September 29, 2006 Episode 329th September 2006 <I>Heroes</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Janet Jackson, Oprah’s Road Trip, Screech’s Sex Tape; Sizzler: Tara Reid deflates, Miss Cleo is gay, Jessica Simpson’s rooster pendant; <I>Bratz Babyz the Movie</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chris Wallace interviews Bill Clinton, DJ Vindaloo, <I>Amazing Race</I>, Fox reporter Lisa Evers getting molested by a drunk, Drag queen mocks Beyonce’s video; Best Week Ever: Weird Al Yankovic 04 October 6, 2006 Episode 46th October 2006 <I>Lost</I>, Mark Foley, Flavor Flav, Jerry Springer; Sizzler: Paris Hilton gets punched by Shanna Moakler, Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn break up, George Clooney’s fake dates, George Michael arrested; Secret Deodorant commercials; In Case You Missed It: DJ Vindaloo part II, Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth, Avril Lavigne, <I>Project Runway</I>; Defending Your iPod: Efram Ramirez, Best Week Ever: B-List Actors. 05 October 20, 2006 Episode 520th October 2006 Next Level with Rob Huebel: Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin Chicken Rings, Business Bib, Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog; Madonna Adopts, Sara Evans, Studio 60, Catch a Predator; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan & Brandon Davis, Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) & Eddie Murphy having a baby?, Meatloaf has sex with Slinky; The Singing Coach program; Project Runway winner; In Case You Missed It: Fat guy on Tyra, Disney Orgy, Martha Stewart Show: Babies in food costumes; Best Week Ever: Kevin Federline 06 October 27, 2006 Episode 627th October 2006 Madonna, Kazakhstan, Rush Limbaugh, 24 Trailer; Pop Culture Mother Teresa Award for Self Sacrifice: Tara Reid on botched boob jobs; Sizzler: Snoop Dog boarded a plane with a baton, Kate Moss is pregnant, Tom Cruise & Katie Holms get date for a wedding, Chris Angel & Paris Hilton, Isaiah Washington apologizes; Jay-Z’s Show Me What You Got; Pop Culture Walt Disney Award for Safe Family Friendly Entertainment: Tara Reid on her new straight to download movie; In Case You Missed It: Justin Timberlake gets slapped with meat, Chevy Ad with Rosa Parks, Bully; Pop Culture Robert Frost Award for Excellence in Imagery & Diction: Tara Reid again; Best Week Ever: Alec Baldwin 07 November 3, 2006 Episode 71st November 2006 Frangela talks about Oprah’s giveaway; Borat, Halloween, Reese and Ryan, Play 2 Win; Sizzler: Marcia Cross’s nude pics, Flavor Flav becomes a dad for the 7th time; Ugly Betty: Gay Justin; Separated at Birth?: Dakota Fanning & Chucky, Katie Holmes & Lonelygirl15, Madonna’s adopted son & his biological father; In Case You Missed It: OC premiere, Wisconsin political ad, Guiding Light character gets superpowers, Chevy Chase on Law & Order, John Kerry’s joke; Best Week Ever: Skeletons. 08 November 10, 2006 Episode 810th November 2006 Paul F. Tompkins: Celebrity Defender: K-Fed Divorce; Britney Spears, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Gay Celebs; Sizzler: Matthew McConaughey turned down a threesome, Shanna Moakler’s divorce party, Denise Richards throws laptop; Mark Littell’s Nutty Buddy; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor; In Case You Missed It: Bank of America employee performs U2’s “One” with new lyrics, Fox News New York story on secret gay husbands, New York City Marathon announcers being jerks; Separated at Birth: Saddam Hussein & Mel Gibson, Rosie O’Donnell & Barf from <I>Spaceballs</I>, Joey Lawrence & Gay Justin; Best Week Ever: Too Much Information 09 November 17th, 2006 Episode 917th November 2006 Tomkat wedding, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, PS3, Shatner, OJ Simpson; Sizzler: Hillary Swank hit in the face, Kevin Federline claims to have a sex tape, Madonna plans to adopt a girl; <I>Borat</I> lawsuits; In Case You Missed It: Man vs Wild, Tom Cruise stares at hurt girl, Tyra Banks panty party, KT Tunstall’s “Suddenly I See” in every show; Best Week Ever: Déjà vu. 10 December 1st, 2006 Episode 101st December 2006 Britney and Paris, Michael Richards, Pam & Kid Rock, Holiday Gifts; Sizzler: Sienna Miller buys handcuffs, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg arrested, Kevin Federline’s affair with a porn star; Michael Richards Fall Apology Tour 2006; In Case You Missed It: Heidi Klum’s holiday video, Bachelor Rome, Cheyenne’s lip synching, Danny DeVito on the View, remote control turns 50; Best Week Ever: Nintendo Wii 11 Best Year Ever Episode 1115th December 2006 Million Dollar Babies, Deride & Conquer (<I>Borat</I>) Mel-O-Drama; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor: Fergie, Clay Aiken, Maury Povich, Leslie Nielsen, Vincent from <I>Project Runway</I>; Best Year Ever Nominee #1: Junk; Clicker Shock, In Case You Missed It: Little Superstar, Paris Hilton; Best Year Ever Nominee #2: Tim Gunn; What happened the week Tom Cruise got married; Update: Matthew McConaughey’s Shirt; Creepshow (Pedophile fever) In Case You Missed it: <I>Flavor of Love</I>, Guy Goma, Halloween on the <I>Today Show</I>, Best Year Ever Nominee #3: Oprah’s Friends; Update on McConaughey’s shirt; Mac & PC; Katie Couric & <I>the View</I>; In Case You Missed It: Matt Lauer & Al Roker bobsled, the World Cup, TMX Elmo; Paul F Tompkins: Celebrity Divorce Attorney: Heather Mills, Kevin Federline, Houston vs Brown; Anderson vs Rock, Witherspoon vs Phillipe, Navaro vs Electra, Swank vs Lowe; Best Year Ever Nominee #4: David Hasselhoff; When Politicians Attack!; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman scared of cockroach, Chris Angel pulls a woman in half, Isaac Mizrahi; Best Year Ever Nominee #5: Kevin Federline; Best Year Ever: Junk 12 January 19th, 2007 Episode 1219th January 2007 American Idol, Britney Spears, Golden Globes, Pop Culture Bachelor: Armed & Famous, All My Children, Gwen Stefani, Steve Jobs, Tigger; Sizzler: Isaiah Washington, Lindsay Lohan enters rehab, Whitney Houston, Zach Braff; Holy Crap TV: 24; In Case You Missed It: I Love New York, Leo Sayer walks off Big Brother, Ryan Seacrest tries to gossip, Orville Redenbacher returns from the grave, the View; Best Week Ever: Bindi Irwin. 13 January 26, 2007 Episode 1326th January 2007 Are you homophobic?; Paris exposed, Lindsay Lohan, <I>American Idol</I>, Oscar nominations; Sizzler: Rachel Ray criticized Oprah?, Resturant industry complaining about K-Fed’s commercial, Brad Pitt gets career advice from a stripper; LaToya Jackson: Reality Superstar; In Case You Missed It: <I>Trading Spouses</I>, Tara Reid no longer a party girl, <I>Beauty & the Geek</I>; Best Week Ever: Old Ladies 14 February 2, 2007 Episode 142nd February 2007 Boston: 911 Call; Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, American Idol; Doug Benson: Trailer Scene Investigation: Black Snake Moan; Sizzler: Kate Moss & Pete Dougherty, Anne Heche, Mike Tyson; Public Service Announcement: Quit Smoking so I don’t have to watch any more anti-smoking adds; In Case You Missed It: Good Morning America, Kevin Federline’s commercial, Becoming Miss America, celebrity reactions to Barbaro’s death, the Adult Swim ad guys; Best Week Ever: Daniel Radcliffe 15 February 9, 2007 Episode 159th February 2007 Astronauts, Britney, American Idol, Prince, Celebrity Rehab, Anna Nicole Smith; Sizzler: Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera on Ellen; Black History Moment with Frangela: Black guys in fat women suits; A message from Snickers; In Case You Missed It: Trading Spouses, Engaged & Underage, Tyra; Best Week Ever: Self Absorbed Celebrities. 16 February 23, 2007 Episode 1623rd February 2007 Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, Grey’s Anatomy, Tyra, Oscar Preview Sizzler: Alex Rodriguez, Kim Mathers, Carmeron Diaz & Djimon Honsou Paul Scheer: TV Eulogist: The OC In Case You Missed It: Tim Hardaway, the View, disconnected man, The Morning Show, Chris Henson Best Week Ever: Esther Tognozzi 17 March 2nd, 2007 Episode 172nd March 2007 Race to the Grave: James Brown vs Anna Nicole Smith American Idol, Oscars, Paris Hilton, Jesus’ Tomb Oscar Montage Sizzler: Hugh Hefner getting married, Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz smoking pot, Diddy’s son gets a lapdance, Angelina Jolie to adopt a Vietnamese baby The Winner In Case You Missed It: Tyra fondles Katherine McPhee, singer from You Tube, Mary Kate Olsen’s essay, American Idol Best Week Ever: Girls With Great Personalities 18 March 9th, 2007 Episode 189th March 2007 Antonella, Idol Surprises, the Other F Word, Pussycat Dolls, Doug Benson: Trailer Scene Investigator: Spiderman 3 <B>Sizzler</B>: Jared Leto breaks his nose, Jason Wahler, John Popper arrested for speeding, man sues Diddy, <I>The Secret</I> <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>The Apprentice, Deal or No Deal, Inside Editon</I> sneezing girl <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Frenchie Davis 19 March 23rd, 2007 Episode 1923rd March 2007 Brandon Rogers Sings Most of Many Popular Songs Sanjaya, Angelina Jolie, Heather Mills, Naomi Campbell <B>Idol Worship</B>: Melinda Dolittle <B>Sizzler</B>: Lindsay Lohan DJing, Elton John banned in Tobago, Tom Cruise called David Beckham 18 times in a day, <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>Amazing Race, Dancing with the Stars</I>, Listen Up sound amplifier, My Games Fever host goes nuts <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Phil Spector’s Hair 20 March 30th Episode 2030th March 2007 21 April 6th Episode 216th April 2007 22 April 20th Episode 2220th April 2007 23 April 27th Episode 2327th April 2007 24 May 11th Episode 2411th May 2007 25 May 18th (American Idol Edition) Episode 2518th May 2007 26 May 25th Episode 2625th May 2007 27 June 8th Episode 288th June 2007 28 June 15th Episode 2915th June 2007 29 June 22nd Episode 3022nd June 2007 30 June 29th Episode 3129th June 2007