Season 5

01 Held Back Episode 131st October 1994 After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten. 02 Killing Time Episode 231st October 1994 Beavis and Butt-Head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV. 03 Beard Boys Episode 31st November 1994 The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces. 04 Choke Episode 42nd November 1994 While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-Head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the "Him-lick Manure" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way. 05 Safe House Episode 53rd November 1994 Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-Head's house and directs the boys to "act dumb" and keep him safe. 06 Hard Sell Episode 64th November 1994 The boys get jobs as telemarketers. Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-Head can't figure out what to do. 07 Walkathon Episode 710th December 1994 Beavis and Butt-Head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay. 08 Temporary Insanity Episode 810th December 1994 The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff). 09 Dude, A Reward Episode 910th December 1994 When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their "captains", and return the camera for a reward. 10 Walking Erect Episode 1013th December 1994 The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes). 11 Career Day Episode 1116th December 1994 The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day. 12 Plastic Surgin' Episode 1219th December 1994 Beavis and Butt-Head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants. 13 Take A Number Episode 1322nd December 1994 Beavis and Butt-Head go to the "Creatures of Rock" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet. 14 Beaverly Buttbillies Episode 1426th December 1994 After watching "The Beverly Hillbillies" on TV Beavis and Butt-Head decide to dig for oil, but break a sewage line instead. 15 Tainted Meat Episode 1529th December 1994 Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers. 16 Stewart Moves Away Episode 165th January 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head are taught how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons. 17 Top o' the Mountain Episode 1725th January 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut. 18 Party Episode 1829th January 1995 When the boys decide to throw a party so they can "cop a feel" it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house. 19 Wet Behind the Rears Episode 1929th January 1995 Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies. 20 Bad Dog Episode 209th February 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis. 21 Lightning Strikes Episode 2116th February 1995 Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-Head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of "Betsy Wiener" from "Decency In Media". 22 Dream On Episode 2223rd February 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head can't seem to get off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland. 23 Candy Sale Episode 238th April 1995 The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars. 24 Animation Sucks Episode 248th April 1995 Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-Head draw hundreds of "dead people" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two. 25 What's the Deal? Episode 255th June 1995 Beavis & Butt-Head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards. 26 The History of Women Episode 265th June 1995 The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-Head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... so they admire her butt. 27 To the Rescue Episode 276th June 1995 The boys are featured on a "Rescue 911" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane. 28 I Dream of Beavis Episode 287th June 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it. 29 Pregnant Pause Episode 298th June 1995 Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant. 30 Here Comes the Bride's Butt Episode 309th June 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride. 31 Screamers Episode 3110th July 1995 After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-Head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them. 32 Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? Episode 3210th July 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets. 33 Skin Trade Episode 3311th July 1995 Beavis & Butt-Head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur. 34 Oil Change Episode 3412th July 1995 Beavis & Butt-Head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil... 35 Buttniks Episode 3513th July 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio. 36 Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass Episode 367th August 1995 Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they "wrestle with their manhood". Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away. 37 Another Friday Night Episode 377th August 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police. 38 Tired Episode 388th August 1995 The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage. 39 Close Encounters Episode 399th August 1995 McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients. 40 Womyn Episode 4010th August 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists. 41 Premature Evacuation Episode 4111th September 1995 Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-Head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own. 42 Whiplash Episode 4211th September 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow. 43 Spare Me Episode 4312th September 1995 Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, and Butt-Head learns what not to do with a tire-iron. 44 Patsies Episode 4413th September 1995 The "Positive Acting Teens" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-Head. 45 Murder Site Episode 4514th September 1995 The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-Head. 46 Spanish Fly Episode 465th October 1995 Beavis and Butt-Head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class. 47 Sexual Harassment Episode 479th October 1995 The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them "wood". 48 Bus Trip Episode 4810th October 1995 A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen. 49 Green Thumbs Episode 4911th October 1995 The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff. 50 Steamroller Episode 5012th October 1995 The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.