Series 1

01 Pilot Episode 11st January 2001 02 Hypnotherapy Episode 214th January 2001 David attempts to hypnotise himself into tolerating his new girlfriend's irritating mannerisms; meanwhile, next door, Peter infuriates everyone by taking up pipe smoking. 03 Dead Grandma Episode 321st January 2001 David has to attend his grandma's funeral, where his family is traumatised by seeing her in an open coffin. 04 The Skip Episode 428th January 2001 David, Ethan, and Peter attempt to dump some rubbish in an uptight neighbour's skip, while Eva puts the immigration inspectors off the scent by posing as a conceptual artist. 05 Huffa Episode 54th February 2001 David is terrorised in the gym steam room by an obese man who stands too near while huffing and slapping himself; Peter is annoyed that the Club Biscuit kitchen staff won't serve him a rare burger. 06 Hair Today Episode 611th February 2001 Peter is taunted about his haircut; Eva intends to return to Slovenia, leaving David to hunt for a new cleaner. 07 Transference Episode 718th February 2001 Peter falls for a lifestyle journalist who writes about his shortcomings every week in her column. Meanwhile, Eva, desperate for a residency permit, offers Ethan 2,000 pounds to marry her. 08 Nut Allergy Episode 825th February 2001 David meets a beautiful woman at an allergy clinic, and Ethan tries to persuade the others to join him in a Thanksgiving dinner. 09 In the Valley of the Blind Episode 94th March 2001 Peter, who is blind in one eye, starts going out with a woman who is phobic about blind people, and Eva's mother wants to come and stay. 10 Calligrula Episode 1012th March 2001 After a confusing incident in the toilets, Club Biscuit has to employ a Drugs Tsar and Josh is named the successor of the King of Calligraphy. 11 Dream Home Episode 1119th March 2001 Someone is using the phone at one of David's building sites for immoral purposes, and Ethan suspects that his girlfriend may be a transsexual. 12 Inventions Now Episode 1226th March 2001 13 En Suite Episode 132nd April 2001 Gail Porter refuses to stay over with Ethan because he doesn't have an en-suite bathroom; Eva decides to testify against her former lover, now on trial for mass murder; and rumours about Peter abound, following his misguided decision to grow a moustache. 14 Religious Uncertainty Episode 149th April 2001 After discovering that he is adopted, David begins to contemplate the possibility that he may be Jewish; Eva's sister turns out to be an idiot savant; and Club Biscuit holds its first pub quiz.