Season 3

01 The Staycation Episode Episode 117th September 2012 When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever – but “Casa del Nick” is soon dealing with some disappointed customers. 02 The Thief Episode Episode 218th September 2012 Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse – but when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft. 03 The Bad Dream Episode Episode 319th September 2012 04 The 22 Episode Episode 420th September 2012 05 The Cooking Episode Episode 521st September 2012 06 The Regift Episode Episode 624th September 2012 07 The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode Episode 725th September 2012 Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job. 08 The Second Black President Episode Episode 826th September 2012 Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school. 09 The Green Episode Episode 927th September 2012 Nick suspects that a mysterious someone has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves town for the week to attend a childhood friend's wedding; and Marilyn tries to teach the children a life lesson. 10 The Father's Day Episode Episode 1028th September 2012 11 The My First Job Episode Episode 111st October 2012 Lindsey is thrilled to get her first job at Up and Down Burger, but when she gives out free food to failed NBA hopeful Terrel, she soon learns the consequences of stealing at the workplace. 12 The Tiger Dad Episode Episode 122nd October 2012 13 The Expensive Purse Episode Episode 133rd October 2012 14 The Master of Ceremonies Episode Episode 144th October 2012 While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he can't stand the heat when Suzanne starts making fun of him in public. 15 The Control Issue Episode Episode 155th October 2012 16 The Ghost Dog Episode Episode 168th October 2012 17 The Lemon Squeeze Episode Episode 179th October 2012 18 The Mother's-in-Law Episode Episode 1810th October 2012 19 The Tit for Tat Episode Episode 1911th October 2012 20 The Quarantine Episode Episode 2012th October 2012 21 The V.I.P. Tickets Episode Episode 2115th October 2012 22 The Lindsey Dances Episode Episode 2216th October 2012 Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced. 23 The Career Day Episode Episode 2317th October 2012 While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections is more important than studying hard and getting good grades. 24 The House Sitter's Episode Episode 2418th October 2012 When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools. 25 The Nick Gets Promoted Episode Episode 2519th October 2012 Nick anxiously awaits for a promotion, but he works hard to prove that he got what it takes and works with a colleague who is arrogant. 26 The Big Loan Episode Episode 2622nd October 2012 27 The Family Portrait Episode Episode 2723rd October 2012 28 The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode Episode 2824th October 2012 29 The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode Episode 2925th October 2012 30 The Silent Treatment Episode Episode 3026th October 2012 31 The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode Episode 3129th October 2012 32 The Blockbuster Movie Episode Episode 3230th October 2012 33 The Pocket Dial Episode Episode 3331st October 2012 34 The Secret Episode Episode 341st November 2012 35 The Life Insurance Episode Episode 352nd November 2012 36 The Hypertension Episode Episode 369th November 2012 When Nick gets a doctors report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low. 37 The Satchel Pagge Episode Episode 3712th November 2012 38 The Cyrano Episode Episode 3812th November 2012 39 The Identity Theft Episode Episode 3913th November 2012 40 The Inappropriate Website Episode Episode 4013th November 2012 When Nick accidentally pulls up an adult Web site at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test. 41 The Open Mic Gaffe Episode Episode 4114th November 2012 When Nick doesn't realize his microphone is on and insults a colleague at the station. Meanwhile, the children teach Internet skills to Marilyn. 42 The Timeshare Episode Episode 4214th November 2012 Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick has suspicions about her new beau's true motives. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm. 43 The Thanksgiving Episode Episode 4314th November 2012 When the entire Kingston-Persons' clan plus their parents and their friends and their friends' parents end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of – the turkey. 44 The Sex Symbol Episode Episode 4415th November 2012 Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides. 45 The Insignificant Anniversary Episode Episode 4515th November 2012 46 The Long Con Episode Episode 4616th November 2012 Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang. 47 The Bigg Box Klub Episode Episode 4716th November 2012 The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest. 48 The Black Friday Episode Episode 4819th November 2012 Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity. 49 The Blackout Episode Episode 4919th November 2012 A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring. 50 The Wrong Way Episode Episode 5020th November 2012 Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event. 51 The Concussion Episode Episode 5120th November 2012 After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night. 52 The Bucket List Episode Episode 5221st November 2012 When Nick realizes he's the same age his father was when he died, he decides not to waste another minute and starts tackling a list of risky activities to accomplish before he dies. 53 The Spelling Bee Episode Episode 5321st November 2012 When a well-respected actor shadows Nick to prepare for an upcoming role as an anchor, his methods turn out to be much more invasive that Nick had expected. Meanwhile, Kevin advances to the final round of a Spelling Bee. 54 The Kleptomaniac Episode Episode 5422nd November 2012 Mr. Peterson asks Nick to co-host his wife's charity walkathon, but Nick is soon put into an uncomfortable situation when he suspects that Mrs. Peterson has stolen Marilyn's bracelet. 55 The Hand on a House Episode Episode 5523rd November 2012 56 The Good Day Seattle Episode Episode 561st March 2013 Mr. Peterson announces a new KAWT morning show featuring a reality show star as the co-host, but she threatens Nick's and the other anchors' jobs in order to steal the spotlight.