Season 3

01 Deduces Wild Episode 19th September 1995 The Warners bother Sherlock Holmes for help with their scavenger hunt. 02 Rest in Pieces Episode 29th September 1995 Slappy is asked to attend Walter's funeral, which is really a ruse planned by Walter to blow Slappy sky-high. 03 U.N. Me Episode 39th September 1995 The Warners sing about the United Nations to the tune of "Down by the Riverside". 04 Super Strong Warner Siblings Episode 49th September 1995 In a parody of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the Warners fight against a giant insect destroying the Warner Studio. 05 Nutcracker Slappy Episode 59th September 1995 Slappy and Skippy resort to extreme measures in order to crack the last nut in the kitchen, accompanied by music from The Nutcracker. Guest appearance by Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck (from "Hollywoodchuck"). 06 Wakko's New Gookie Episode 69th September 1995 Wakko tries to come up with a new "gookie", or bizarre facial expression. 07 A Quake, a Quake! Episode 79th September 1995 The Warners sing a song about the 1994 Northridge earthquake. 08 Variety Speak Episode 816th September 1995 Yakko and Dot explain to Wakko through song about how to read the headlines in Variety Magazine. 09 Three Tenors and You're Out Episode 916th September 1995 Slappy's plans to take Skippy to a baseball game at Dodger Stadium go wrong when an opera performance by the famed Domino, Pepperoni, and Carumba is scheduled for that night instead. The singers (a parody of the Three Tenors) return at the end of the show to perform a shortened version of the Animaniacs theme. This episode also features parodies of Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Simon. 10 Bingo Episode 1016th September 1995 Dr. Scratchansniff has only one player for his weekly bingo game – Wakko. 11 A Hard Day's Warners Episode 1123rd September 1995 In a parody of The Beatles in A Hard Day's Night, the Warners run from their fans as they try to reach a cartoon convention. Guest appearances by Pinky and the Brain; Elmyra Duff is among the crowd of fans. 12 Gimme A Break Episode 1223rd September 1995 Slappy tries to get away from the filming of a blockbuster action movie on her vacation day. 13 Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation Episode 1323rd September 1995 The Warners try to tell people in a TV commercial to "get a life" instead of going over every little reference in their show. 14 The Tiger Prince Episode 1430th September 1995 A parody of the grand opening of Disney's "The Lion King". 15 All the Words in the English Language Episode 1530th September 1995 Throughout the episode, Yakko tries to sing all of the words in the English language dictionary to the tune of the "Mexican Hat Dance", similar to the previous skit, "Yakko's World". 16 The Kid In The Lid Episode 1630th September 1995 The Warners visit brother and sister Mary and Scooter and raise a ruckus in the style of The Cat in the Hat. Guest appearance by Charlton Woodchuck. 17 Method To Her Madness Episode 1730th September 1995 In the 1950s, Slappy and Skippy attend a method acting class, which Slappy turns into a comedy class. 18 Gimme The Works Episode 1821st October 1995 Tired of their episode's latest plot (meeting a hot-dog salesman), the Warners walk out of their cartoon. 19 Buttons in Ows Episode 1921st October 1995 Buttons and Mindy parody The Wizard of Oz. 20 Hercules Unwound Episode 2021st October 1995 After the Warners walk out of this cartoon too, Pinky and the Brain plan to steal Zeus' lightning bolts in ancient Greece as part of Brain's latest plan to take over the world. 21 This Pun For Hire Episode 214th November 1995 In a parody of The Maltese Falcon and film-noir, the Warners (as detectives) search and protect a mysterious statue from several suspicious characters (Minerva, Hello Nurse, Dr. Scratchansniff, and Ralph). 22 Star Truck Episode 224th November 1995 The Warners are beamed onto their favorite old sci-fi show, Star Truck, where they cause chaos to the crew and introduce engineer Squatty to donuts. 23 Go Fish Episode 234th November 1995 Wakko gets in a fight with himself over a game of Go Fish. 24 Multiplication Song Episode 244th November 1995 Yakko sings a song about multiplying 47 by 83. 25 The Presidents Song Episode 2511th November 1995 To the William Tell Overture, the Warners sing about all presidents from George Washington to Bill Clinton. 26 Don't Tread on Us Episode 2611th November 1995 Pinky and the Brain plot to replace the Declaration of Independence with Brain's Declaration of Obedience, which will make him emperor of the world. 27 The Flame Returns, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Episode 2711th November 1995 The Flame is present as Henry Wadsworth Longfellow writes his famous poem called "Paul Revere's Ride" 28 The Sound of Warners Episode 2818th November 1995 In a musical parody of The Sound of Music, Mr. Plotz hires Prunella Flundergust (a parody of Maria von Trappe), a nanny who unknowingly gives the Warners a hard time with her singing and motherly personality. Since they can't do anything to her, they get Slappy Squirrel to take care of her. 29 Yabba Dabba Boo Episode 2918th November 1995 Chicken Boo attends a table read for the movie The Flintstones. 30 My Mother The Squirrel Episode 3027th January 1996 The little bird from Wild Blue Yonder returns and is adopted by Slappy. 31 The Party Episode 3127th January 1996 The Warners invite several people to their water tower in expectation of a surprise guest, who Thaddeus Plotz believes to be Steven Spielberg, but is really a different "Steven". 32 Oh! Say Can You See? Episode 3227th January 1996 The Flame is present and watches along as Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner during the War of 1812. 33 The 12 Days of Christmas Song Episode 3327th January 1996 The little bird from "Wild Blue Yonder" (accompanied by the Animaniacs orchestra) sings The Twelve Days of Christmas, with all of the gifts being turtledoves. 34 Dot's Entertainment Episode 343rd February 1996 Dot is hired to take up an act in a famous musical. When the director, Andy Lloud Webby, becomes annoying, she and her brothers decide to ruin it. 35 The Girl with the Googily Goop Episode 353rd February 1996 A showing of the Warners' appearance in a Googi Goop cartoon, "Little Red Riding Goop". 36 Gunga Dot Episode 363rd February 1996 In a parody of Rudyard Kipling's poem Gunga Din, Dot is the only one with water in a village and everyone wants it, because it is hot out. 37 Soccer Coach Slappy Episode 373rd February 1996 Slappy is the coach of Skippy's soccer team. Skippy keeps getting hit in the face by the ball, causing him to cry and Slappy deciding to put him out of the game. But at the final game, the last ball that hits Skippy's face gives the team the win. 38 Belly Button Blues Episode 383rd February 1996 Katie Ka-Boom gets furious when her parents will not let her wear clothes that are "in-style" at her school, since they make her belly button visible. 39 Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise Episode 393rd February 1996 The Warners wake up from suspended animation in a spaceship in a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey. When AL5000, the computer of the ship, orders them to return to their sleeping pods, the Warners refuse to and things get out of hand. 40 Valuable Lesson Episode 403rd February 1996 The Warners are visited by network censors after harassing Attila the Hun, their cartoons being too violent. 41 Wakko's 2-Note Song Episode 4124th February 1996 Wakko proves to Schratchnsniff that his song made of two notes is actual music. 42 Panama Canal Episode 4224th February 1996 Yakko sings a song on the Latin American waterway to the tune of "Low Bridge". 43 Hello Nurse Episode 4324th February 1996 Wakko sings a song about his favorite girl (Hello Nurse, of course). 44 The Ballad of Magellan Episode 4424th February 1996 The Warners sing a song about Ferdinand Magellan to the tune of "Git Along, Little Dogies". 45 The Return of the Great Wakkorotti Episode 4524th February 1996 Wakko, suffering from laryngitis and unable to belch, uses fart sounds from his hands to perform the "Chinese Dance" from Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite. 46 The Big Wrap Party Tonight Episode 4624th February 1996 The Warners sing about their big third-season wrap party at the water tower.