Season 1

01 Meet the Family Episode 123rd January 2026 Ambrosia is starring in her own fantasy, Lasagna has no idea what show she's in, and Biscuit is here against his will. 02 The Birthday Cake Episode 230th January 2026 Ambrosia treats Lasagna's birthday like an emergency, Biscuit denies the charges, and Serena-who may or may not exist-is somehow in charge of the cake. 03 Family Vacation Episode 36th February 2026 Ambrosia plans a family vacation using a Google image search, Biscuit questions her finances and reality, and Lasagna is repeatedly sent to retrieve the black credit card while an air fryer becomes the backup plan. 04 Dumpster Tofu Episode 413th February 2026 A dumpster bob, a tofu-loving rat, a delighted Lasagna, and one fed-up Biscuit-Ambrosia calls it destiny. 05 Starting a Business Episode 520th February 2026 Ambrosia rebrands herself as a mogul overnight, Biscuit opens a fraud investigation, and Lasagna just wants to finish one thought. 06 The Vet Episode 628th February 2026 Ambrosia attempts a simple vet trip. Biscuit refuses participation. The Lasagnas have duplicated. No one is emotionally prepared. 07 Lasagnas Wedding Episode 76th March 2026 Ambrosia's planning the wedding. Biscuit tried logistics and went to the bathroom instead. Lasagna and Lasagna #2 are missing. No one noticed. 08 Biscuit Ran Away Episode 820th March 2026 Ambrosia's having a breakdown - for no reason. Biscuit took a nap - and instantly regretted waking up. Lasagna has no idea what's going on. And honestly? Same. 09 Marathon Episode 929th March 2026 Ambrosia's gonna go for a run, Biscuit confused her, Lasagna doesn't know who to save. 10 A Burnt Biscuit Episode 1010th April 2026 Biscuit snapped like a cheap wig. Ambrosia's en route to the mall.