Season 7

01 Sorry, Wrong Lips Episode 16th October 1982 Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life. 02 Do You Take . . . ? Episode 213th October 1982 Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof. 03 The Secret of Mel's Diner Episode 320th October 1982 There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building. 04 Alice at the Palace Episode 427th October 1982 Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie. 05 Joel Grey Saves the Day Episode 53rd November 1982 Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona."" 06 Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving Episode 610th November 1982 Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner. 07 Carrie on the Rebound Episode 79th January 1983 Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce. 08 Jolene's Brother Jonas Episode 816th January 1983 Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister. 09 Alice Sees the Light Episode 928th February 1983 Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO. 10 Vera the Virtuoso Episode 107th March 1983 Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet. 11 Alice Faces the Music Episode 1114th March 1983 The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show. 12 Tommy, the Jailbird Episode 1221st March 1983 Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities. 13 Jolene and the Night Watchman Episode 1328th March 1983 Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl. 14 Mel's Dream Car Episode 1411th April 1983 Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20. 15 Come Back Little Sharples Episode 1517th April 1983 Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge. 16 Vera, the Torch Episode 1624th April 1983 Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire. 17 The Grass is Always Greener Episode 171st May 1983 In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner. 18 Tommy Fouls Out Episode 1815th May 1983 Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team. 19 Vera on the Lam Episode 1922nd May 1983 After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam. 20 Mel's Cousin Wendy? Episode 2029th May 1983 To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby. 21 Sweet Erasable Mel Episode 215th June 1983 Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance. 22 Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant Episode 2212th June 1983 Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy. 23 Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag Episode 2318th September 1983 Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.