The Onion Movie (2008)

The Onion Movie
5.3
  •   3
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Running time: 80 min
  • Premiere: 31st of May 2008

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Cast

Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
Angel Cassidy
as Porn Star
Harry Shum Jr.
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
Joel McHale
as Office Worker
Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
Nick Chinlund
as Bryce Brand
Gauge
as Porn Star
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
Greg Cipes
as Hippie Diplomant
Robert Hoffman
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Jim Rash
as Bryce's Manager
Scott Klace
as Kip Kendall
Michael Harney
as Line-Up Detective
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
Paul Scheer
as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
Richard Fancy
as Kenneth Garber
Gedde Watanabe
as James Nakatami
Chrissy Metz
as Heavy Girl
Marshall Manesh
as Announcer
Randy Oglesby
as Surgeon General
Erik Stolhanske
as Producer
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
John Viener
as Peen Out Guy
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
Sarah McElligott
as Melissa Cherry
Sandy Kenyon
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Alex Solowitz
as The Masses
Orlando Seale
as Producer
Jim Gleason
as Steel Beam Architect
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
Michael Delaney
as Gil Bates
Bo Barrett
as Wigger Jim
Kwame Boateng
as Dibo
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
Barbara Pilavin
as Alzheimers Old Lady
Rebecca Lowman
as Rape Victim Julie
Kevin Federline
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Savannah Haske
as Rapist Lisa
Brian Powell
as Typical Neighbor Husband

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